A Teacher

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  • Dedicated to All the Teachers Kids Actually Like
                                    

A Teacher: Good Morning class.

Now for today's lesson we're going to learn to fly over the moon!

Student: I got captured by a Martian once!...

Martians are from the Moon!

A Teacher: They are! I had no idea!

Student: I know, I didn't know either until my 'Magic Eight-Ball' told me they weren't from Mars.

A Teacher: The Magic Eight-Ball said so????

....Then it must be true!

A Teacher & Student: ALL HAIL THE MAGIC EIGHT-BALL!!!!

Jimmy: Um, are we going to learn anything today?

A Teacher: Yeah you're going to learn to shut up for once Jimmy!

Student: This is the best class ever!

You're my favorite teacher!!!!

A Teacher: Oh....

Really?...

Well....

Um, this is awkward....

Student: But aren't I your favorite student??????

A Teacher: Don't get me wrong....

You're a smart kid and all, but....

My favorite student is actually Female Student.

Student: (*pulls out a gun and points it at A Teacher*)

Just for the record, I'm sorry it had to come to this....

A Teacher: Wait... WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?

You're not going to....!

(*a minute later*)

Student:  Someone call the Principle and tell them we need a new teacher... Oh, and while you're at it call the janitor. They can't expect me to clean up THIS mess!

Jimmy: Was that really necessary????

Student: (*Evil grin*)

Yes, all must obey and love me!

Anyone who disobeys those rules will be taken out of the story through death!!!!!

Besides I won't get beaten so easily by some stupid little girl!!!!!

Girl 1: Ahem?

(*Student turns to see the class is almost all girls*)

Girl 2: And just what is so stupid about girls?

Student: Um..........

Pickles are the most delicious type of meat?

Girl 26: GET THEM!!!!!!

Jimmy: Why me too?????

(*Sounds of ripping Duck-Tape and shouts*)

Student: (*Stuck on the wall next to Jimmy*) ............................

Jimmy: You know this is all your fault rig....?

Student: Just shut up Jimmy.....

The End.

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