A Teacher: Good Morning class.
Now for today's lesson we're going to learn to fly over the moon!
Student: I got captured by a Martian once!...
Martians are from the Moon!
A Teacher: They are! I had no idea!
Student: I know, I didn't know either until my 'Magic Eight-Ball' told me they weren't from Mars.
A Teacher: The Magic Eight-Ball said so????
....Then it must be true!
A Teacher & Student: ALL HAIL THE MAGIC EIGHT-BALL!!!!
Jimmy: Um, are we going to learn anything today?
A Teacher: Yeah you're going to learn to shut up for once Jimmy!
Student: This is the best class ever!
You're my favorite teacher!!!!
A Teacher: Oh....
Really?...
Well....
Um, this is awkward....
Student: But aren't I your favorite student??????
A Teacher: Don't get me wrong....
You're a smart kid and all, but....
My favorite student is actually Female Student.
Student: (*pulls out a gun and points it at A Teacher*)
Just for the record, I'm sorry it had to come to this....
A Teacher: Wait... WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?
You're not going to....!
(*a minute later*)
Student: Someone call the Principle and tell them we need a new teacher... Oh, and while you're at it call the janitor. They can't expect me to clean up THIS mess!
Jimmy: Was that really necessary????
Student: (*Evil grin*)
Yes, all must obey and love me!
Anyone who disobeys those rules will be taken out of the story through death!!!!!
Besides I won't get beaten so easily by some stupid little girl!!!!!
Girl 1: Ahem?
(*Student turns to see the class is almost all girls*)
Girl 2: And just what is so stupid about girls?
Student: Um..........
Pickles are the most delicious type of meat?
Girl 26: GET THEM!!!!!!
Jimmy: Why me too?????
(*Sounds of ripping Duck-Tape and shouts*)
Student: (*Stuck on the wall next to Jimmy*) ............................
Jimmy: You know this is all your fault rig....?
Student: Just shut up Jimmy.....
The End.
YOU ARE READING
Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
