(Student): *Clears throat* Hello, I'm here to talk about Intergalactic Clowns, again... well you see the strangest thing happened to me last week...
*Begin Flashback*
It was a Tuesday... The sort of day that comes after a Monday but before a Wednesday.
I had been sitting in my magnificant mansion... ok in my office... FINE! I WAS IN MY ROOM!
God, you guys need to get some imagination. Seriously...
Anyway, I was in my room when all of the sudden there was a bright flash of light and...
*Stop flashback*
*Sigh* What is it Jimmy?
(Jimmy): Is this a real story?
(Student): Yes Jimmy, yes it is...
As I was saying...
(Jimmy): I have another question!
(Student): *Sigh* What is it Jimmy?... What do you want Jimmy?... Drop dead Jimmy... Now, as I have been trying to say...
(Jimmy): But you haven't answered my question yet!
(Student): Jimmy, I swear if you don't shut up I am duck-taping you to the wall!
(Jimmy): ...
(Student): *Ahem* As I was saying...
(Continue Flashback)
There was a bright flash of light and all of the sudden I was inside a UFO!!!!!
(Jimmy): Was it a real...
*flashback freezes*
(Student): JIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!.....
*Sounds of Duck Tape and Yelling*
(Student): ......So as I was saying... *flashback unfreezes*
So I was inside the space ship and I saw an Intergalactic Clown!
It was so ugy that if I hadn't trained my whole life for that moment I would have DIED!
Then the aliens sent me back to my room with this rock.
*End flashback, Student holds up a rock*
And that is what happened to me over the weekend.
So Mrs. Teacher Lady, how was my report?
(Senora Teacher Lady): This is spanish class...... Did you tape Jimmy to the wall?
(Student): No... *Slowly backs out of the room* Why would you think that?
(*Another Video... Yeah, if you don't find the begining funny than just wait for/skipforward to the end.*)
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Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
