There once was a Dinosaur named Ted.
Ted was a giant red Dino with yellow polka-dots and green spikes who liked to eat chocolate cake.
One day while Ted was walking through the forest he tripped over a piece of pie and sprained his ankle. Ted was a wuss and cried for 3 weeks until he forgot about why he was crying.
Then he walked into a tar pit and drowned.
The End.

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HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.