Ted the Dino

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There once was a Dinosaur named Ted.

Ted was a giant red Dino with yellow polka-dots and green spikes who liked to eat chocolate cake.

One day while Ted was walking through the forest he tripped over a piece of pie and sprained his ankle. Ted was a wuss and cried for 3 weeks until he forgot about why he was crying.

Then he walked into a tar pit and drowned.

The End. 

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