*Everyone in Student's class had to turn in a poem. It was worth 20 points. Here is his first attempt.*
Ode to Claire
By: Student
How do I compare thee to an Intergalactic Clown?
You don't smell like exctoplasm,
Your hair is pretty,
I love you Claire,
We're so going to get married,
Don't even deny it,
We both know you don't actually like that restraining order you have against me,
What was I talking about?
Intergalactic Clowns?
They are awesome,
THE END.
5/20
- Student, that was very disturbing. Please see me after class.
YOU ARE READING
Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
