Everyone has one ioda.
But if I have two iodas and you have no iodas, does that mean i-owe-da one to you?
-That was such a bad joke I think I'm going to be sick. That's why I shouldn't make up my own jokes.
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Once upon a time there was a robot named Melvin.
One morning Melvin was walking through the forest when he met a magical pie.
The pie was a very generous magic pie and offered Melvin three wishes.
First Melvin wished for a brand new car.
Next Melvin wished for free cheeseburgers for life.
But Melvin was an idiot so he saved his third and final wish for later.
The pie happily granted Melvin's wishes and Melvin was happy too.
Everything was great... that is until Melvin got home.
Melvin started eating his cheeseburger when he remembered that he was a robot and robots can't eat cheeseburgers.
But it was too late.
Melvin's gears jammed and he became sick... Well, as sick as a robot can get.
He rushed into his car and turned the key. But Melvin never wished for gass so it wouldn't start.
"Bleep, bloop bleep blop blop!" Cried Melvin as he died from the cheeseburgers.
And so his wish was used on a lifetime supply of sodas for his cheeseburgers.
The End.
YOU ARE READING
Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
