Marigold the Gold (...Orange? Whatever color Marigolds are...) Mermaid was swimming happily in the pink-punch sea. (It's a sea made entirely out of pink Hawaiian Punch; what could be better than that?... Well, other than two seas made entirely out of pink Hawaiian Punch and a pen)
Ok, so she was swimming, right? And then she came across some pathetic looser who couldn't swim. She saved him and like the idiot she was, she fell in love with him.
The man was a Pirate, named Lucy, who had been kicked off his ship and couldn't swim (Which sucked for him). Marigold took Lucy to the shore of an Island so he wouldn't have to swim, cause he couldn't anyway. Lucy, being an extremely stupid pirate, fell in love with Marigold.
Marigold traded her tail for feet so they could be together and they were happy.
The End... NOT! (Seriously, when do any of my stories end happily?)
One day Marigold went exploring the jungle on the island and ran into a group of angry Cannibals who ate her and that made Lucy super mad and sad.
The End (For real this time... or is it? Bum bum buuuummmmm!!!!)
YOU ARE READING
Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
