Author (Me): *reads title* What!?!?!?! Whose idea was that??? Student can't fall in love! He's a loner! A stag! He's not stupid enough to fall in love with some girl!
Suzie: *Tugs on Author's sleeve* But Derek, what about Claire?
Author: *Defeated* You're right... I forgot about her... Wait a second! Suzie you haven't even been introduced yet! Get out of here!
*And now, I begrudgingly present to you: Student Falls in Love*
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*It's a warm day outside but Student is forced to sit inside the cold class room for detention along with his least favorite person- Female Student*
Female Student:I'm sorry for getting you in trouble.
Student: And I'm sorry for releasing a wild puma on you.
Female Student: What? That never happened.
Student: *scootching his desk away from Female Students* Yeah.... sorry...
Female Student: Wha-
OH MY GOD! *Angry cat noises and shrieks*
*Claire enters*
Claire: Hey there Student! What's up?
Student: Shhhhhhhhhh, I'm watching a puma attack Female Student.
Claire: Oh my god!... Shouldn't we do something?
Student: It's ok, it's impossible to kill a Witch.
Claire: I see... listen, I just came here to say that your speech on Intergalactic Clowns last week was incredible!
Student: PLEASE MARRY ME!!!!
Claire: um.......
I'm just gonna leave now....
Good bye....
Student: *holding onto one of Claire's legs for dear life* PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEEE!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
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*Later as Claire is washing her hands in the bathroom*
Female Student: *suddenly appears behind her* Stay away from him.
He's mine B*tch.
*walks away*
Claire: WTF IS GOING ON??????
*Honestly Claire, I don't know either.*
The End
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Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
