Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)

The Student's School Adventure

Teacher: Billy?

Billy: Here.

Teacher: Claire?

Claire: Here!

Teacher: Jimmy?

Claire: He's still in the hospital from being duck-taped to a wall

Teacher: Oh, yes that's right... I forgot about that... Is student here?

Billy: I saw him in my last class.

Teacher: You kids have other classes? Since when?

*Student enters looking like he was just attacked by a shark*

Student: Sorry I'm late Mrs. Teacher Lady.

Teacher: Oh my god! What happened to you?

Student: I just got lost on my way to your class.

Claire: But Student, the class you have before this is across the hall.

Student: What? No it's not!... *Turns, and sees Claire is right* This can't be right!

Claire: Just listen to your stage directions it says "Turns, and sees Claire is right". So just admit you were wrong and sit down.

Student: *Tuns up to Claire and grabs her by the shoulders* You don't know what I've been through?!?!?!?! I went to China!!!!

Teacher: What?

Student: *lets go of Claire* That's right! I went to China just to find this stupid class!

Billy: Why would you do that?

Student: I don't know!!!!! All I know is somehow I was in China being attacked by a Panda Bear and then all of the sudden I was in the bathroom!

Teacher: So... Who wants to take him to the nurse?

*No one raises their hand*

Teacher: *Sigh* Just sit down in your seat Student.

Student: Wait! I haven't given a speech on Intergalactic Clowns yet!

Teacher: I think you've said enough crazy things for today please sit down

*Student grumpily sits in seat*

Female student: *Still Duck-Taped to the wall* Did everyone forget I was still stuck up here?!?!?!?!?! Hello? I haven't eaten in three weeks!!! Hello???? Don't pretend like you guys can't hear me, because I know you can!!!!!!

And they all live happily ever... Well, everyone except for Female Student.

The End.