Have you heard the rumors that the moon is made of cheese?
Well they are entierly true!
Scientists have been hiding the truth for years because apparently there's something wrong with that giant ball in the sky not being a giant ball of rocks.
BORING!!!!!
There are actually cows on the moon...
Think about it! How else could it be made of cheese if there aren't any cows on it?
And also the name 'Moon'...
That sounds an awful lot like 'Moooooo' doesn't it?
The average american eats 1,996 pounds of cheese per year. There's like 20 bazillion people in the States... so 1,996 pounds multiplied by 20 bazillion that's a lot of cheese.
There's no way we make that much cheese! We'd need a planet (or moon) sized mass of cheese!
... Did you know that bazillion is actually a word but bajillion isn't? It's ridiculous!
No one says "bazillion"!
Just like no one says sofa! (No really, who says sofa anymore? I don't.)
Anyway.... Wait what was I talking about?
I can't remember.......
Whatever, I'm just gonna stop writing this and go eat some cheese.
YOU ARE READING
Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
