Yes, that's right. If you read the chapter titles than you know what's going on and I greatly applaud you.
If you did in fact read this title or you are just now frantically read the title, then you would know that this is the third appearance of a character in this story!!! (A new record!!!!) Even though I specifically said at some point that I'd probably just kill each character after every chapter... wait, I did say that right? Oh well now you know. (The only character I like enough to keep alive is *Student*)
(Oh, and Vote!)
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Lucy was a very girly pirate who had been married to a mermaid.
And yes, Lucy is a man. Lucy was the girly-est man in the world!!!!.... ok, not quite. That's a bit extreme, he just had a girly name.
But one day his Mermaid wife was walking in the jungle (that's right WALKING!) when she was eaten by cannibals.
Lucy swore revenge and spent ten minutes preparing to strike back.
Yeah, that was a really bad idea.
Lucy was captured and roasted until he was a nice golden-brown color.
Yum!
(The End)
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Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
