*One day when Goldilocks was walking through the forest she came across a strange looking house. Being an idiotic girl she entered the house. She finds three bowls of porridge and being hungry decides to eat them, because there's nothing suspicious about food laying out in a stranger's empty house.*
*She tries the first one.*
Goldilocks: Ouch! Too hot!
*She tries the second one*
Blah! That's too cold!
*She tries the third one*
This one's juuuust r-
*Door is suddenly kicked down*
Bad Good Cop: HANDS IN THE AIR! GOLDILOCKS YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING AND THIEVERY!
Goldilocks: What!?!?!?! But I was lost, and hungry!
Bad Good Cop: Tell it to the judge!
*Cops are all idiots and will arrest you even if you're a stupid little kid who accidentally entered the house of three possibly murdering bears. And that kids is the moral of the story. *
YOU ARE READING
Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
