Two doors decided they wanted to go to the store and buy some cake.
The two doors spent days... weeks... months... years, waddeling to the store.
They waddled past houses...
They waddled past cars...
They waddled past bridges...
And they waddled past dogs.
They waddled and waddled and waddled some more.
The two doors waddled their way to the store.
But did they make it?
Maybe they did...
Ok, fine. I lied they did.
But you never would have guessed what happened when they got there.
The two doors found themselves surounded by hundreds of Woodsmen armed with axes ready to chop them down.
The two doors fought their way through the woodsmen (waddeling the whole way) to get to the cake isle. Which just happen to be at the very back of the store.
But when they finally got there they discovered...
THE STORE WAS OUT OF CAKE!!!!!
Then they were chopped into splinters and died.
The End.
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Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
