How many pieces of paper have you ripped?
Have you ever thought that maybe... just maybe, that those pieces of paper had feelings?
Well they do! Imagine what the poor pieces of paper's families think! It must kill them to watch their loved ones ripped to shreds knowing that they'll be next!
Please, help give them a brighter future.
Recycle, don't throw away your used paper.
*This has been a public service announcement*
(The End)
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Wow that wasn't very funny... trust me, it was wayyyyyyy funnier in my head.
YOU ARE READING
Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
