Once there was. Retainer. It stood up, walked away, and fell out of a two story window.
Then a pet dog named Fido ate it.
(The End)

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HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
Wow... Stupid
Once there was. Retainer. It stood up, walked away, and fell out of a two story window.
Then a pet dog named Fido ate it.
(The End)