Student: "Have you ever met an intergalactic clown?
Probably not. They're really scary, so scary that I had to censor the face in this pic to prevent people from dying out of scaredom!
Intergalactic clowns come from the planet UrAnus and have been gaining the technology to wipe humans off of Earth.
The first recorded encounter with an Intergalactic Clown was in 1950, located in a small town in Minnesota. There was only one survivor of that inncident, who was lucky enough to have been blind, the rest had been killed by the intergalactic clown's ugly face.
The U.S. Government was prepared for the second encounter in1954... in Japan. Yeah, we failed to protect Japan but it was ok because if they had come to our nation we would have obliterated them. Don't worry though, Japan covered it up by convincing the public that they had only been filming the first ever Godzilla movie.
Finally in 2000 the U.N. was sent a message from the intergalactic clowns. The intergalactic clowns were going to blow up the Earth. The U.N. thought up the idea of the world ending in 2012 to prepare people for the intergalactic clown attack.
And that is how puppies connect to Shakespear's Mac Beth!"
*class slowly clapps*
"Mrs. Teacher Lady, did I get a good grade on my report?"
Teacher: "NO! 'F'!"
YOU ARE READING
Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
