Once there was a curious boy. One day the boy asked his mother. "How many toes should I have?"
"Two."
The boy counted but found he had ten toes. "I have... Eight extra toes!"
"That's not good you should get them removed as soon as possible!"
"Mommy! I'm scared!"
"Kid, for the millionth time: You're mom's over there!"
(The End)
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Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
