Saiouma one shots

cakepop

I crossed my arms as my childhood friend turned on the camera. I've been called lots of things, a tunedere, a gremlin a cat for some reason but that's not me I'm actually really nice when you get to know me. "ugh why are you taking forever! I don't have all day you know" "S-sorry kokichi it's j-just that I get really j-j-jittery sometimes especially when I'm this e-excited" I rolled my eyes as I stared at my shaking friend. Sugar rush is his stage name for a reason. He has way way too much sugar, coming from a soda chugger like myself that's really saying something.

He has so much sugar that I'm pretty sure he can't survive without it at this point....poor boy....one moment he's bouncing off the walls but when he crashes he crashes hard.... "A-a-and it's on!" Shuichi said as he bouced towards me with a smile "hm? Oh right" "HELLO EVERYONE" Shuichi screamed with a smile "ah....ow....you don't have to scream dummy they can hear you just fine" "O-oh I'm s-sorry im just really really REALLY e-excited I never g-get to bake on camera!" I let out a small groan "well good job idiot you just ruined the suprise" I crossed my arms. Shuichi looked at his feet "oh did i? I'm s-s-sorry" "Yeah you should be sorry" I said with a puffed cheek as I crossed my arms "but it's fine you don't have to apologize I guess...." "Huh...r-r-really? Am I t-that special t-to y-y-you" I could tell he got excited because his stuttering got worse

"No! It's not because your special to me or anything i-its just because I'm tired of hearing your dumb voice all the time!" He looked down and started shuffling his feet "o-oh......okay......i-if  you don't want to put u-up with me I can leave-" "NO!" I yelled which made shuichi jump "I need you here" "W-why?" I thought for a second "because I need a helper duh! Do you really expect me to do this all by myself?" I shook my head in fake disbelief "so so selfish"

"Anyway hello everyone, I'm sugar rush and this is my friend cakepop" "These stage names are so dumb" "You came up with them!"
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A few days after the video was posted I looked at the comments

"Omg cakepop is such a tunedere"

"Ship lol"

"Sugarpop uwu"

"Nobody:

Cakepop:D U M M Y"

"But like why is sugar rush lowkey thicc"

"Waiting for the day cakepop calls sugar rush a baka"

"Is sugar rush on cocaine or something? Why is he shaking-"

"Dumb YouTube comments I don't like him!" I mumbled "oh you're ch-checking the comments on our v-video c-can I see?" I felt a blush spread across my face. If he looks at the comments he's going to think I like him or something (which I don't) "No!" I said as I shut the laptop. Shuichi flinched as the laptop was shut "wh-why not" "Because you aren't worthy. Only people as amazing as me will be able to see" I boasted "o-oh....um....well alright then....im going to bed, night ko" Shuichi said as he walked up the stairs to his room "goodnight....baka"