Saiouma one shots

pregame

I was startled awake by a harsh yell

"WAKE THE FUCK UP ALREADY"

Followed by loud knocking at my door. It must be my mother....but she never wakes me up....i glanced at my alarm clock

It read eight thirty.....WAIT IT'S EIGHT THIRTY!?!?

"Fuck!" I grumbled as I rolled out of bed while my mom berated me from the other side of the locked door

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH TO WAKE YOURSELF UP" "DID YOU FORGET TO SET YOUR ALARM? HOW FUCKING DUMB ARE YOU"

"I SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARM!" "TALK BACK TO ME ONE MORE TIME AMD I'LL SMACK ALL OF THE ATTITUDE RIGHT OUT OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING FACE"
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I ran to the bus stop but surprise surprise the bus had already left. I thought that would be the case but I might as well try. I rolled my eyes before starting my journey to school on foot, knowing full well that it would take at least an hour to get there at the pace I was moving at. Good, I can skip math.

I sighed before I heard someone running towards me so I turned around just in time to see a boy with a black hat on smash right into me, knocking us both on the floor. "Hey watch it emo hat!" I snapped as I got up as quickly as I could....but I noticed something on his backpack. A monokuma pin. "You like him too?" I asked without thinking as I picked my backpack up off of the floor "who? Oh wait are you talking about monokuma? Yeah i....find him really funny at times" "Who's your favorite character?" I saw a smile spread across his face

"kyoko kirigiri by far! Who's yours" I sighed. I'm just waisting my time talking to this rando on the street....but I might as well answer "Nagito komaeda....if I was in danganronpa I would want to be an antagonist like him" "Really? I've always wanted to be a protagonist myself...i want to be the first protagonist to commit a murder!" I scoffed "oh really?" "Yeah! If I die I want to die to a danganronpa execution!" "If it's not to an execution then I'm not dying" I joked. I felt a small sence of relief when he laughed with me.

He took a moment to scribble something down on a piece of notebook paper and then he gave it to me "the new episode of danganronpa comes out later today....we probably don't live that close but here's my discord so we can watch it together....if you want to of course" I paused for a moment. "....I'll consider it" "Great! Thank you....uh....stranger...." I laughed "I'm kokichi ouma, leader of the army of chaos!" "Army of chaos? What's that?" "It's just what I call my group of friends...."

I hesitated before asking "would you like to join the army?" He nodded "yeah! I would love too!" I smiled before reaching into my backpack and pulling out a bag filled with dice. I pulled out two and handed them to him "welcome to the army....stranger" "Shuichi saihara" He said as he gently took the dice from me. In the brief moment when our hands touched I could feel how....soft his hands were. That's not a creepy thing to say right-