Everyone was just hanging out, until suddenly there was a knock at the door.
"I'll get it," France said. She opened the door to see a tall man in all black, with glowing red eyes. France smiled sweetly. "I'm sorry Monsieur, I'm afraid the haunted house closed in October," France said.
"I̸M̸ H̸E̸R̸E̸ F̸O̸R̸ N̸O̸R̸T̸H̸ A̸M̸E̸R̸I̸C̸A̸," The man said. France nodded and closed the door.
"Ame? There is a man waiting outside, he says he's here to see you," France said. America sighed.
"Yeah, just let him in," America said. France let the man inside, and then the man walked around the room and handed a piece of paper to multiple people in the room.
"Who is this guy?" Russia asked. America shrugged.
"I dunno, every once in a while he'll come by with these questions. He doesn't leave until we answer them," America said. Russia glanced nervously at the man, and then at his paper.
"TheWorkEmpire...? Um... they asked 'where and how did you get that pickup line?'... which one?" Russia asked.
"Ohhh that stupid one you said to me.... it wasn't even clever, and definitely wouldn't work in any situation other than one of Nekomi's fanfics," America said. Russia shrugged.
"Well, I wasn't using it in the hopes that it would work. I think I saw it online, but I don't really remember. And besides, pickup lines are a situational thing, sometimes even the stupidest ones are effective," Russia said. America shrugged.
"Well, next question from TheWorkEmpire.... oh, they just asked about how y'all react to the weird glowy-eyed man,"America said.
"Yeah... is this guy like... a demon or something?" Arizona asked.
"I dunno, he just brings us questions. Other than that, he's pretty harmless," Mexico said. "Alright, again from TheWorkEmpire..... 'what's up sexy, I'm Mexi'...... hmmm.... noted....,"
"They asked me how long I've been in the corner," California exclaimed, from the corner.
"A long time," Texas said.
"And I have not moved! I've been a good boy, and I haven't moved!" California exclaimed.
"..... not even to go to the bathroom?" Nevada asked.
"Except for that, but I have bathroom passes," California said.
"U-um...," Texas said, looking down at his paper, his face turning red.
"What is it?" Quebec asked, leaning in next to him and reading the question. "Oh...," Quebec said.
"What!? What does it say?!" California asked excitedly. Texas awkwardly cleared his throat.
"Erm...NJ_is_gay asked to... um... name me and Quebec's child...," Texas said.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww Quebec, I didn't know you were pregnant, congratulations!" California exclaimed.
"I-I'm a man! I can't- we didn't-," Quebec stuttered. Nekomi giggled.
"Sooooooooo...? Can they name your child or not?" Nekomi exclaimed.
"WE ARENT EVEN- Ugh, Cali, did you write this?!" Texas exclaimed.
"I didn't! Oh! It could be New Jersey! Y'know 'NJ'?" California said.
"I doubt it, but if it is I'll kill em," Texas said.
"Anyway.... they asked how I think Pablos doing.... I... admittedly I haven't even asked Australia this whole time.... it's too scary...," Canada said.
