The trio, UN, and their alien buds were walking through town, having a nice time.
"Hey, do you ever wonder if Paul is like... a god or something? Maybe he's the reason Nekomi is how she is?" America asked.
"Maybe... I wonder the depths of Paul's power," Mexico said.
"Who's Paul?" UN asked.
"Our demon buddy," America said.
"Ok... so aliens, ghosts and demons... wow....," UN said.
"And alternate dimension us, some of them are nice," America said.
"Huh...," UN said.
"Anyway, you guys wanna head home?" America asked.
"Sure, we still have enchiladas to eat," Mexico said. The group got in the car, and started driving home.
"Hey.... why do I hear sirens?" UN asked worriedly.
"Oh sh*t uhhhhhh is this our car?" America asked.
"WHAT?!" UN exclaimed.
"The Keys worked though.... wait.... this isn't my purse?" Mexico said.
"You have a purse?" Canada asked.
"Sh*t, I forgot, I don't have a purse. Heh, we just stole a car," Mexico said.
"WHAT THE F*CK!?" UN exclaimed.
"It'll be fiiiiiiiineeeee," Mexico said.
"NO?!" UN exclaimed.
"Off-road a bit, we'll lose them," America said.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK!?" UN exclaimed.
"You're doing a lotta yelling," Mexico said. They drove off the road, and into a slightly forested area where they got out the car and ran.
"What the f*ck what the f*ck why are we doing this?!?" UN exclaimed.
"Chill out, we'll be fine," Mexico said.
"We...we stole a car...," UN said.
"Yep," America said. Suddenly, a police car pulled up beside them.
"UN! What the hell are you doing?!" EU exclaimed.
"I-I...," UN stuttered.
"We kidnapped him sir," Mexico lied.
"I wouldn't doubt it," EU said.
"No! They didn't kidnap me... forgive them, they're idiots!" UN exclaimed.
"UN, you're not condoning this behavior are you?!" EU exclaimed.
"I just.... let them go, ok?" UN said. EU sighed and let them be.
"UN... that was so sweet of you!" America exclaimed.
"Look, I... I dunno... I had fun with you guys... don't get used to me letting you off the hook though!" UN exclaimed. The trio hugged him, and he sighed.
"You're our friend now and there is no going back," America said.
"I realize this...," UN said. That night, the Aliens went home, and UN stayed late for liquor and a good time.
"WoooooOOOooOOoooooo was the moon ALWAYS pink?!??" America exclaimed.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NO," Mexico exclaimed. Canada was just sleeping because he wasn't allowed to drink.
The next day all of them woke up miserable.
"Wha.... where's my pants?" UN asked.
"I think I used them to make a hat?" Mexico said, wearing UNs pants on his head. America walked in the room, looking sick.
"Hey Ame, do you-,"
"Not now," America said, before walking away.
"Well damn," Mexico said. UN sighed.
"Well... I gotta go... I had fun, maybe we could do this again sometime," UN said, taking back his pants.
The rest of the day was as normal as ever, but America seemed slightly off.
"Hey Ame? Is everything ok?" Canada asked.
"Yeah? Why? What, am I scaring you?" America asked, walking up towards Canada.
"Not initially but now I'm kinda spooked," Canada said, backing up against a wall. America laughed, unnerving Canada.
"Everything is fine Nada. You're just being dramatic again," America said.
"I... I'm just worried," Canada said.
"All you ever do is worry," America said.
"I-I'm sorry," Canada said.
"Yeah, whatever," America said. Canada timidly walked out of the room and decided to hang out with Netherlands.
"He's acting so... different. Something about him is just wrong," Canada said.
"Hm... maybe he had a bad day?" Netherlands said.
"Maybe... he just... I don't know... I can't describe it... how was your day?" Canada asked.
"Good... but I'm more concerned about Ame... what if something happened? We do know ghosts exist...," Netherlands said.
"Yeah... crap, I should go check on him...," Canada said.
Meanwhile, Greenland and Mexico were tied up in a non fun way.
"LET US GO YOU SHADY B*TCH!!!" Mexico exclaimed. America just ignored them.
"Now... to find Canada...," America said.
