A trio of trios

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One day the trio were taking a walk through a department store for reasons even they didn't know.

"Why are we here?" Mexico asked.

"I dunno I just sorta drove us here I dunno I must've been drunk or somethin," America said.

"Huh," Canada said.

"Hey is that that Japan guy?" America said. Sure enough, in the near distance Japan was shopping with Germany and Italy.

"Hey guys! What are you doing here?" America exclaimed, slinging his arms around them like some sort of drunk uncle at a birthday party for some brat probably named Justin.

"Hey Ame! We're just shopping," Germany exclaimed. Meanwhile the other pairs were talking.

"We had to get Germany drunk, that's the only reason he strayed away from his job," Italy said.

"I think Ame's drunk too but I don't think it was my fault," Mexico said.

"I think Mal is also drunk, but I can't tell," Indonesia said.

"Wha- when did you get here?" Canada asked.

"I saw you and I wanted to say hi but you guys looked like you were in the middle of a conversation so I didn't say anything," Indonesia said.

"Oh.... hi!" Canada said.

"Hello!" Indonesia exclaimed. Suddenly, it was three trios together in the department store, doing what one might do in a department store.

"Hey... is it just me or is this place suspiciously empty?" Canada asked.

"I feel like it is too...," Japan said.

"Me too," Said Indonesia.

"Maybe It's after closing time?" America said.

"Yeah," Malaysia agreed.

"My beer is wearing off," Germany said.

"So is mine," America said.

"Yeah," Malaysia agreed.

"But that doesn't make sense? It's only 1 pm! The store doesn't close until 10?" Mexico said.

"Exactly!" Phil said.

"You're right," Italy said.

"Well.... the thing is all of the checkout lanes are also down....there is legitimately nobody here. But why is the power still on?" Canada said.

"Well... I guess we should leave," Indonesia said. They went to the exit, but all the doors were closed.

"Huh. We're dead," Italy said.

"We're in a department store with almost every commodity. I think we'll be ok," America said.

"Wait- are you seriously suggesting we stay here until somebody comes for us?" Japan exclaimed.

"Sure! It's their fault for locking us in here," America said.

"Guys I found more beer," Germany said.

"Good for you," Italy said, patting Germany on the head.

A few hours later, North America constructed a pillow fort complete with blow up mattresses, all of the plush objects they could get in the store, and blankets of many varieties; Maphilindo made dinner/lunch using the various ingredients they had to their disposal; and the other trio I won't name because y'all already know just kinda watched (except for Germany, who made sure their alcohol stash was sustainable). They hung out in the fort and ate some good foods having a good time.

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