(J-san02: cracked out dnd session)
(This chapter will probably be chaotic and short. I don't know how to play dnd, nor do I know much about it, but let's do this)
The trio were teleported into a dungeon.
"Ah great, what's next, getting tied up?" Mexico said.
"The worst part is, there are now multiple types of dungeons and being tied up could mean a multitude of things," America said.
"Don't worry, it's dnd world," Nekomi said.
"Oh, is this that nerd game you and Ame like so much?" Mexico said.
"Rude, and yes.... it's been so long since I've played though, I can barely remember what to do.... where's the dice?" America asked.
"We just adventure it out! Fate is rolling the dice for us this time around," Nekomi said.
"Cool! This should be fun," America said.
"Oooohhhh goblins!" Canada exclaimed, motioning towards the goblins approaching them.
"Oh! We gotta kill em!" America exclaimed.
"Nooooo they did nothing wrong!" Canada exclaimed.
"They existed near us, imma throw my shoe at it!" Mexico exclaimed, throwing his shoe at it. The trio waited a few seconds.
"Nope, not effective," America said.
"THAT'S BULLSH*T! Give me my shoe back!" Mexico exclaimed.
"We gotta beat them before you can get your shoe back," America said. Mexico glared at America.
"Watch me then," Mexico exclaimed, before running over and wrestling with the Goblins. By luck, he won and got his shoe back.
"F*CK YEAH!" Mexico exclaimed, covered in goblin blood.
".... let's just keep going," Canada said. The trio continued on their way, just talking about dragony dungeons.
"Sooooo technically I can flirt with enemies," Mexico said.
"I guess?" America said.
"Hmmmmmm....," Mexico said.
"Hey guys? Why is this place so... empty?" Canada asked.
"Nobody in the void is playing dnd right now. It's just us here," Nekomi said.
"Huh.... strange," Canada said. Suddenly, they happened upon a big ugly thing. Idk what specific monsters are in dnd. I tried researching but it took me to a..... rather spicy webpage for some reason. I had no clue monsters were sexy.
"..... can I flirt with it?" Mexico asked.
"Why?!?" America asked.
"PERSONAL REASONS OK?!?" Mexico exclaimed.
"Guys are these mushrooms poisonous?" Canada asked.
"Did you eat one?!?" America asked.
"Why am I seeing in coollllor?" Canada asked.
"I'm flirting with the amorphous thingy," Mexico said.
"No! Canada stop eating mushrooms!!!" America exclaimed, unsure of who he should stop.
"I think he likes me," Mexico said, laying in the amorphous thingys arms.
"Wha-CANADA I SWEAR TO PABLO IF YOU EAT ONE MORE MUSHROOM I WILL KILL YOU FASTER THAN THE POISON!!!" America exclaimed.
"GUYS HES GOING TO FAST IN THE RELATIONSHIP NEKOMI I WANNA GO TO THE NEXT DIMENSION HELP OH MY GOD-,"
(awart475/DoubleAA suggested: they travel to your (my) other books)
(Now, here's the thing
My other books are what the kids call 'cringe'
But, I will still fulfill this request
Spoiler Alert warning for my other books 'Reluctant Hero' and 'Spread My Wings'
If you haven't read those yet....
DON'T THEY SO CRINGE
Ok let's go)
The trio were spat out into a dimension that looked similar to the monarchy dimension. They looked around to see people performing miracles. People were shooting ice from their hands, making water and fire appear out of thin air, and some people were even flying around. The trio noticed their hair was undyed.
"You don't need dyed hair... this place is extremely different from our dimension," Nekomi said.
"How so?" Mexico asked, when suddenly they saw why. Right in front of them, their Alternates were staring at them in confusion and shock. One of the most stark contrasts they could see, was that their alternates were in fabulous clothes, Mexico had wings, and was also a girl.
"Wow.... so...... uh..... we're you from an alternate dimension," America said.
"Huh....," Alt America said. The trios stared at each other some more.
"Well... now what?" Canada asked.
"Would you... like to join us? We were on our way to a picnic...," Alt Canada said.
"Uh.... sure," America said. Suddenly, Alt America noticed Nekomi and gasped.
"NEKOMI! You're back!" Alt America exclaimed, picking Nekomi up and hugging her.
"Oh, um.... that's our Nekomi," America said.
"Oh.... I'm sorry.... can I please hold her for a little while longer?" Alt America asked. Nekomi didn't mind because hugs are nice.
"I guess," America said. The trio followed their Alternates to a small forest clearing, where they found a bunch of their alternate friends hanging out. When they saw Alt America holding Nekomi, they immediately surrounded him.
"Nekomi! H-how?... how is she...," Japan said, tearing up.
"She's not ours.... she's from their dimension," Alt America said, motioning to the trio.
"Alternate dimension...? I think I read about those before...," Germany said.
"Why did you come to our dimension?" Poland asked.
"Thrills and curiosity...?" America said.
"Huh...," Germany said. They were silent for a moment.
"Yo, why am I a girl in this dimension?" Mexico asked.
"Good question, I don't know," America said.
"Is that... a problem?" Alt Mexico asked.
"Not really but It's just kinda unexpected," Mexico said. "But to be fair, this place is kinda strange. Especially with the whole magical thing," Mexico added.
"You three don't have magic?" Alt Canada asked.
"Nah.... I mean, we've been alive for hundreds of years.... that's kinda magic," America said.
"Really? I'm only twenty," Alt America said.
"Lucky. I'm cursed to be twenty for the rest of my life," America said.
"Well... picnic?" Alt America suggested.
"Hell yeah," the trio said.
After hanging out and marveling at the magic in this dimension, the trio decided to hit the next one. When they got there, they found two superheroes beating up a criminal. Once they were done, the heroes spotted the trio and gasped.
"Canada? How- wha- wait... why is there two of me? Hold on... Mex? Why are you a boy now?!" One superhero in a white wig and a purple mask. The hero took off their mask and wig to reveal Alt America.
"Whoa, I'm a superhero?" America said.
"I'm a girl again?!" Mexico exclaimed.
"Uh oh... we're tearing a hole across books and realities... we should get going," Nekomi said.
"Wait!" But the trio were already gone.
