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HELLLLLLYEAH!!!!!!!!
IM IN CHARGE NOW!!!
I'm getting rid of the bitch ass censorship!!!
I'm doing things MY way!
I'm making this the best chapter to ever exist!!!
The trio were sitting around like boring sluts.
"Hey.... do you feel a slight dickishness in the air?" America asked.
"Yeah... something feels off about toda- fuck all of you I'm going to hang out with South America I like them better than you," Mexico said.
"Wha- ok, that sound correct," America said. "Canada? Where'd you go?" America asked, looking around but not seeing his wimp of a brother.
Meanwhile, Mexico was hanging out with South America and the Caribbean drinking and partying.
"YO BITCHES I FOUND SOME COCAINE LETS GET FREAKY!" Someone shouted, and everyone cheered. Meanwhile, America was out shooting around the neighborhood like a mad lad-
(STOP! You got it all wrong!!!! He may like guns, but he knows his gun etiquette! He's a responsible gun owner-)
Shut up nerd this isn't your book anymore.
BIG GUN GO LOUD BANG!!!!!
"HAH! I just shot my dad!" America exclaimed happily, his dad bleeding out on the floor.
[WOOOOOOO IM BACK!]
(WTF IS HAPPENING)
[SHUT UP NERD! TIME TO FIND MY BOY]
"Oh fuck," America said, but he doesn't like Mexico so he let it go.
Meanwhile Canada was at home, huddled next to his frog.
"Something is wrong Pablo... I know it is- fuck you why am I talking to a lame frog?" Canada exclaimed.
"Ribbit?" Pablo said, confused. Canada left the room, leaving Pablo on the floor.
"Ribbit...," Pablo said. I hope that dumb frog isn't planning something, but he's just a dumb frog, what can he do?
Anyway, Mexico was high af and wasted and hanging out and cuddling with his ex.
[you missed me, didn't you?]
"I did... fuuuuuu who are you again?" Mexico said. [unnamed character] didn't care, he just held Mexico and tried to touch him in his no no spots.
"W-wait... no... this isn't right... GET THE F*CK OFF ME YOU CREEP!" Mexico exclaimed, pushing his ex away. "I need to go home...," Mexico said. But his mind wouldn't work with his body, as he stumbled around Dominican Republics house.
Meanwhile, America accidentally broke his gun after all the misuse.
"Fuuuu... no... f****ck..... where's Mex? Nada? I need to get home...," America said, but his body wouldn't move.
Meanwhile Canada was.... Y'know what? He's sad, insecure and boring. Like SOMEONE I know...
(Rude)
Anyway, he's a loser, might as well kill him off.
(NO STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING IS NOW CANON-)
Suddenly, Canada got hit by a car and died.
(YOU A**HOLE!)
Anyway, America decided to play with some weapons for fun. He got his hands on what he assumed was a smoke grenade. He pulled the pin.
(YOU IDIOT YOU GAVE HIM A REAL GRENADE!!)
I know. What, we don't want Canada to be lonely in the afterlife now do we?
"I hate you!" Nekomi exclaimed. Whatever.
"YOU'RE JUST AN A**! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A LEGO! GO AWAY! NOBODY LIKES YOU!" Nekomi exclaimed.
Oh yeah? Well Imma kill your boyfriend.
"YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF HIM YOU B*TCH," Nekomi exclaimed.
And so, Florida died of a heart attack
"LEAVE THEM ALONE!!" Nekomi exclaimed.
Whatever, now to see what Mexico is..... wait..... what?
(Sh*t....)
How is he dead? I didn't even do anything?
(He died of shock. You killed not only his friends, but an entire neighborhood because of what you made Ame do)
Well it's not like you don't make them do crazy shit!
(Yeah, but so far the deaths have been evil people. You can't just kill off main characters because you don't like them)
But who liked the whiny self conscious bitch and the gun nerd?
(.... I dunno, me? the readers?)
Screw them.
(HOW DARE YOU SPEAK POORLY OF THEM?!)
"Ribbit,"
(Pablo?!) Pablo?! "Pablo?!"
"Ribbit!" Pablo exclaimed, using his powers to make Hellllllyeah shrink into a portable soul and manifest into a pink locket that formed around Nekomi's neck. Pablo then freed Nekomi and the author.
(Wow.... take care of that locket Nekomi, we don't want him breaking loose and destroying everything again)
"Ok! But... what do we do to fix the void? He ruined everything," Nekomi said.
(No worries! Paul? Reset the chapter, next chapter will pick up where the previous chapter left off)
