"....And so that's why I hate him again....," Mexico said. Greenland sighed.
"I understand... but I really don't think he'd do that kind of thing!" Greenland exclaimed. Suddenly America burst in the room.
"OK! I got candy, chocolate, chocolate candy, a bunch of different apology letters, a cheesecake, a teddy bear, a knife in case you don't like the teddy bear, tequila, and I kidnapped your sister.... Mex, I don't know what I did but please forgive me... I love you... if it's a politics thing I can go send someone to snipe the president-,"
"Ok Ame, calm down," Greenland said.
".... you really don't remember what happened?" Mexico asked.
"I don't... uhhh.... sorry for kidnapping your sister?" America said.
"This isn't about that.... also why did you kidnap my sister?" Mexico asked.
"Oh, I needed help on the gift run," America said. Argentina walked in the room, holding a bunch of weapons.
"These are for if you don't forgive Ame," Argentina said.
"Oh.... Ame.... do you think you could be possessed? You walked in my room, broke up with me and told me that everyone hates me and I'm better off dead.... you don't remember that, do you?" Mexico asked.
"I don't! You know I'd never say that! Even if I was mad at you!" America exclaimed.
"Well... if you're possessed then... we should probably tie you down or something...," Mexico said.
"Mmmmm not about that life," America said.
"Not in a kinky way you pendejo...we don't want you accidentally hurting anyone," Mexico said. America sighed.
"Ok...,"
Meanwhile, Nekomi was sitting in a cage.
"A̶R̶E̶ Y̶O̶U̶ S̶U̶R̶E̶ T̶H̶I̶S̶ P̶L̶A̶N̶ W̶I̶L̶L̶ W̶O̶R̶K̶?" Ron asked. Hellllllyeah, or Peter, chuckled.
"It's already working.... and they still suspect that America's possessed... this is all going to plan.... now let's hope those boy-crazy idiots don't mess this up," Peter said.
"Pft, you don't need to worry about them messing things up," Nekomi said.
"Oh yeah? Who will?" Peter challenged.
"The readers! They're getting prepared to beat you up, right this second-,"
"Heh, you really think so? I control this universe Nekomi, just as much as that stupid author. Every portal, every conceivable way in, is not only blocked, but guarded. Impenetrable. If they ever do manage to get into the void, it'd already be too late," Peter said. Nekomi sneered.
"You don't know the power of their stubborn insistence of opening portal after portal. They're probably coming up with some way to get in now as we speak," Nekomi spat. Peter laughed.
"I have multiple ways to stop them. I've opened thousands of parallel dimensions. Even if they think they've found the right one, I assure you they have not," Peter said.
"Dammit...," Nekomi said.
Meanwhile, Canada was trapped in Ukraine's basement.
"Heyyyyy uhhhhhhhhhhh sooooo.... we've reached an awkward moment," Canada said, as Ukraine was tying him down.
"Don't worry sweetie, that stupid cat girls out of the way now... I have you all to myself," 'Ukraine' cooed.
"Haha.... what," Canada said. Suddenly, he heard muffled screams.
"Sh*t... she woke up," 'Ukraine' said. Suddenly, the real Ukraine poked her head out from under the sheets Eli had hidden her in. Eli groaned and took away her 'Ukraine' disguise.
"Ohhhh I get it....... can I go home?" Canada asked. Eli laughed.
"Oh Nada, you're so silly.... the answer is no by the way. And once UC gets his love, and Dixie gets rid of that other one.... everything will be perfect," Eli said.
"Huh....... cute plan, I don't like it much," Canada said. Eli laughed and shrugged.
"Well, too bad~,"
Meanwhile, Mexico tied America to a chair.
"Ok... we need to go find Canada now... I'm sorry for tying you up," Mexico said. America shrugged.
"Eh, I get it," America said. Mexico, Argentina and Greenland left, and America was on his own, watching TV. Suddenly, the front door swung open.
"Huh? Who's there?" America asked. Suddenly, Florida walked up to him.
"America... don't worry, I'll make this quick," 'Florida' said, holding a knife to America's throat.
"Uh oh.... please don't," America said. Suddenly, Florida was hit on the back of the head.
"That was close," Native said.
Meanwhile, also close, was Eli to Canada's Nono spots.
"Please get away from me," Canada said. Eli laughed, but was suddenly hit in the head.
"Keep your hands away from my son," Greenland spat, as Argentina and Mexico freed Ukraine and Canada. Eli just laughed, confusing and concerning those around her. Suddenly, [unnamed Character] teleported in and grabbed Mexico and Canada.
"HEY LET US GO!!!" Mexico exclaimed.
[hahaha... now that America's dead... we're taking you two for ourselves]
"I LIVE B*TCH!" America exclaimed, bursting into the room, his long hair fabulously blowing in the wind.
"What?! Confederate was supposed to kill you?!" Eli exclaimed.
"I know, but I saved him," Native said, her hair also fabulously blowing in the wind. Basements are known for their incredible breeze. Suddenly, Nekomi teleported in with Peter and Ron.
"Wha- how-," Peter said, looking around. Nekomi smiled and looked down at her watch.
"And, the readers will kick you a**es in
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GET EM!
(Lol sorry that this chapter is stupid, but y'all seemed so adamant about fixing this yourselves, so here ya go, beat them up, I'm waiting)
