(Imma put pictures from my trip in here because sure)
The next day, after America and Mexico ate a bunch and took some painkillers for the hangover they gave themselves, Canada planned out their adventure that day like a good boy.
"Ok! I think we should head to central park and take in the morning, then we can call Mark, Casey and Jesús and go on a ferry to see the Statue of Liberty, and then maybe we can hit a few museums!" Canada said. America smiled.
"You seem enthused," America said.
"Of course! We never usually have time to really hang out on earth! Besides, wouldn't it be interesting to go to a museum? See how their history parallels ours?" Canada asked.
"Yeah... Damn, it's so weird that every single choice we made, and every single battle we fought, the humans fought as well without us even realizing.... I'm glad we did though, and I'm glad we eventually granted them free will. Imagine if we still had all control?" Mexico said.
"Greenland would own all of North America... but like, for real...," America said.
"Yeah... also, why should we even bother going to see the Statue of Liberty? We already have our own sitting on our mantle," Mexico said.
"Yeah, but wouldn't it be cool to see the humans version? Besides! Theirs is frickin huge!" America exclaimed. Mexico shrugged.
"I guess. And also ferry. I like ferries," Mexico said. Once the trio were ready, they head out the door and into the big city. And after a heck of a lot of walking, subway-ing, and avoidance of some particular people who didn't quite enjoy Mexico's presence, they got to Central Park.
"Ohhhhh leaves," Canada said, looking at all the leaves that were on the numerous trees.
"Yep!" America said.
"Ohhhhh a squirrel!" Mexico exclaimed, seeing a squirrel.
"Damn, almost as if it's a park," America said.
"Ohhhhhh you know what I just remembered?" Canada said.
"What?" Mexico asked.
"Hamilton used to live in New York," Canada said.
"Is that like, a JoJo reference?" Mexico said, knowing how much Canada hated ignorance towards the art of musical theater.
"You uncultured swine-," Canada started.
"Ok Caleb, calm yourself, no need to fan girl over my founding father. You know that Lin-Manual Miranda didn't invent Hamilton," America said.
"I know, but he did make him a rap icon," Canada said.
"Yeah, and one song called you 'young, scrappy and hungry'," Mexico said.
"And the sexual energy," Canada said.
"Ok calm down you two- even though Laurence and Hamilton definitely had something going on based on historical evidence, please don't start shipping my founding fathers. It's U N C O M F Y," America said.
"Okaaaayyyy I'm sorry we're just doing it in spite of you," Canada said.
"I guess I deserve that...," America said.
"Well, I mean, you deserve worse but... we have you that," Mexico said. America glared at Mexico, then in a split second grabbed him and picked him up in a piggyback ride. "AH THIS ISN'T AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE," Mexico exclaimed. "I thought you were gonna chuck me into oblivion,"
"No, I'm carrying you to represent how much of a weight on my shoulders you are," America said.
"Aww I only feel a little bad for you now," Mexico said.
