"....so basically I'm never gonna dance again," America said, lying on the couch and talking with the cession states about the bro break-up. The broke up?
"Um... ok.... well, other then the fact that you basically just told us the verses of 'careless whisper' to explain what happened, I think that was a rather thorough explanation," Utah said.
"What am I gonna do? We've had arguments before, but it was never like this...," America said.
"You're the one who cheated on him with a different bro. I'm disappointed. I won't be your side-bro, and definitely not your back up bro," Soviet said.
"FINE THEN, I DON'T EVEN NEED A BRO!" America shouted.
"Weren't you the one who told me having a bro is essential?" Russia asked.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I BELIEVE IN ANYMORE, I'M GONNA GO DROWN MY SORROWS IN WHISKEY AND LISTEN TO ADELE," America shouted, before running to the kitchen, grabbing some whiskey and retreating to his room.
"Huh... should we go check on him?" Texas asked. Greenland sighed.
"I'm on it," Greenland said. Greenland walked into America's room and saw him doing exactly what he said he would do. Greenland sighed.
"Ame, you need to be more mature about this. Why don't you two just talk it out?" Greenland asked.
"Don't you get it?! I've betrayed him enough! I can never redeem myself now!" America exclaimed. Greenland sighed.
"Oh come on, what was it that made your guy's friendship so fragile?" Greenland asked. America sat Greenland down on his bed.
"I'll tell you, get comfy because it's a long story," America said. Greenland groaned.
"Why-,"
"SHHHHHHH- it all started when I was a young lad.....," America started.
Meanwhile, In the living room, California was poking Texas's face until Texas would look at him.
"Tex Tex Tex Tex Tex Tex Tex Tex why are you ignoring me Tex Tex Tex Tex Tex Tex," California said.
"What do you want," Texas asked.
"Are you gay?" California asked.
"I- no? Why're you asking?" Texas asked.
"I dunno. Are you bi?" California asked. Texas shrugged.
"I dunno, are you gonna shut up?" Texas asked.
"I will if you give me a real answer," California said.
"I did. I said I don't know," Texas said.
"So you're....?" California asked.
"Just as unsure as you are annoying," Texas said.
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm," California said.
"I have a pistol in a concealed holster, and you look like a bear. I wonder what a jury of my peers would think of this one," Texas said. California sighed.
"Fiiiinnneeeeeee, just one more question," California said.
"What is it?" Texas asked.
"Smash or pass; TJ Osborne?" California said. Texas was silent for a while.
".... so how do I know for sure if I'm bi?" Texas asked.
"Glad you asked!" Nekomi said, as she, Florida and California sat around him.
"I should've known this was a trap," Texas said.
"It'll be fun! We're just here to play some games!" California exclaimed. Texas sighed.
