Canada was chilling out in his room, when suddenly Netherlands called him.
C: eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy whats up?
N: I'm gonna go to the mall, wanna come with?
C: sure, should I meet you there?
N: yep! Meet me there at 12 so we can grab some lunch
C: ok! See ya!
Later, at 12, Canada was at the mall with Netherlands. However, they couldn't get far before fans started surrounding Canada.
"AH I FORGOT-," Canada exclaimed. Netherlands grabbed him and ran into a nearby store. The two of the rushed into a dressing room.
"Ok... maybe you need some sort of disguise," Netherlands said.
"Maybe...," Canada said.
"Wait here, I'll get you something," Netherlands said. Soon, Netherlands came back with a black hoodie and some sunglasses.
"Hopefully this'll be enough. Do you want a disguise?" Canada asked, putting on his disguise. Netherlands shrugged. Canada got out a sticky note, put 'not who u think' on it and stuck it on Netherland's forehead.
"There, you're basically an entirely different human," Canada said.
"Huh, I wonder how well it'll work," Netherlands said sarcastically. The two walked out of the store cautiously. "Ok, we just gotta stick together and be chill," Netherlands said.
"Chill. I can do that," Canada said.
The two walked through the mall, being chill, when suddenly, Canada was recognized.
"CANADA! Can I get an autograph?!" One fan exclaimed, alerting the other fans. They began swarming them.
"Canada! I love you!"
"I WANNA HUG!"
"PLEASE SENPAI!"
"canadaaaaa, f*ck me,"
"Back off!" Netherlands shouted, pushing them away and holding Canada like a mother would hold a frightened child.
"Are you his boyfriend?" One fan asked. A rage started throughout the crowd.
"MOTHERF*CKER!"
"YOUR STUPID A** DOESNT DESERVE HIM!"
"GO JUMP OFF A TOASTER!"
"I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE!"
Netherlands and Canada fled the mall, and hopped into Canada's car. They drove as fast as they could back to the NATS place of residence. When they got there, they closed and locked the door, before stopping to catch their breath.
"Is everything ok guys?" America asked.
"I didn't wanna be idolized....," Canada whined.
"Oh.... well, there's only one way to cure idolization!" Mexico exclaimed.
"What?" Canada asked.
"Go silent! Get as far away from the limelight light as possible! We're gonna chill at home and wait for us to die out in popularity!" America exclaimed.
"Oh... I can mess with that.... Neth, it's probably best for you to do that too. If they think you're my boyfriend, a lot of people probably have you on their hit list now," Canada said. Netherlands shrugged.
"Ok, that's fine," Netherlands said.
A few hours later, they were chilling at home eating pizza, trying to ignore the people trying to break into their house. Suddenly, Soviet walked in the room.
"Hey what's a 'pog'?" Soviet asked.
"Oh sh*t hi," Netherlands said.
"Oh hey, it's a person. How's life?" Soviet asked.
"Eh, It's life. How's death?" Netherlands asked.
"Unsatisfactory," Soviet said.
"Good...?" Netherlands said.
"Good. Anyway, what are you all up to?" Soviet asked.
"Chilling out until we lose popularity. And I'm taking a buzzfeed quiz to see what angry birds character I am," America said.
"Huh... fun," Soviet said.
"Hey, remember that Love calculator thingy?" Canada asked.
"Yeah?" America asked.
"Me and maple syrup are 98% compatible," Canada said.
"Oooooh we're doing this again?" Mexico said.
"I mean, we need a good time waster," Canada said. "Oooooh Ame and Sov are 58% compatible," Canada said. "Unfortunately higher percentage than you and mex.....,"
"I'd never," Soviet said.
"You better not," Mexico said.
"I'm gonna not participate in this conversation," America said.
"Me and Neth are 48%, and me and Mex are 75%, ohhhh but I'm not gay?" Canada said.
"Eh, the apps a lie anyway," Netherlands said.
"It is fun though..... uh oh my parents are only 76%?" Canada exclaimed.
"Welllllll they've been together for a while," America said.
"I DON'T CARE IT SHOULD BE 100 DAMMIT," Canada exclaimed. After that, they went back to watching tv and eating pizza, when suddenly Mexico's brain formed a question.
"What if we dyed our hair? Then can we go out?" Mexico asked.
"No, we'd also need our faces to look different," Netherlands said.
"Hmmmmmmm..... how far do Nekomi's powers go?" Mexico asked.
"I don't think we should test it. I like my face," America said.
"Ok.... ughhhhhh I'm bored thoughhhhhh," Mexico whined.
"Ok.... you guys wanna talk about... like.... politics or something?" Canada asked.
"No," America said.
"Are-,"
"No,"
"Bu-,"
"No," America said.
"Ok..... well, what do we do then?" Canada asked.
"Ughhhhhhh let's....... read fanfic," America said.
"Ohhhh are you sure?" Mexico asked.
"Sure! What's the worst that could happen?" America asked.
A few hours later, they were cringing, crying and laughing all at the same time.
"Whhhhhyyyyyyy do people want Soviet to do naughty no no things to my dad-," Canada cried.
"I'm rolling in my graveeeee," Soviet exclaimed.
"This Sovame fanfic is pretty good-," America started.
"NO IT ISN'T YOU UNFAITHFUL A**HOLE!!" Mexico exclaimed.
"I'm talking about the writing Mex, calm down," America said.
"Why do so many people like pretending I'm an ax murderer?" Canada asked.
"Yeah, you're too sweet for being an insane evil murderer. If you were to murder someone, it's probably be on accident," Netherlands said.
"I know! It was! Well, it wasn't, but I'll say it was," Canada said.
"Wait what-,"
"Anyway, there's a lot more incest than I anticipated. I thought Ame was just being dramatic," Canada said.
"For real. A lot of people see me as a really depressed perv," America said.
"Oooh I try to kill you in this fanfic for kissing Russia. To be honest, I definitely would kill you if you did that," Soviet said.
"I'd never," America said. They were silent for a moment.
"Hey, you guys wanna make tacos?"
"Hell yeah,"
