(First from TheWorkEmpire. I liked your dares better as willful aesthetic choices soooooo)
The trio were sitting in the living room wearing plague doctor clothes.
"Sure was nice of our parents to give their old plague gear to us," Mexico said.
"I wonder if there's still some pestilence on here," America said.
"I pull off the woman's cut so well," Canada observed.
"Do we have to stay in the masks though? These things aren't exactly the most breathable," Mexico said.
"Yeah, it'd be hard to play truth or dare with the masks," America said, taking his off, the other two following.
"Anyway, where are the pets? Other than Sailor and Pablo," Canada said, Pablo on his shoulder and Sailor in his birdcage. America called Everest, who slowly walked into the room surrounded by her pups. Everest plopped down onto the floor, exhausted, while the pups played the puppy version of tag.
"And where's Cluck-Cluck? That crazy chicken," America said. Cluck-Cluck clucked in holding a small switchblade in her mouth and wearing a chicken helmet.
"....yeah that's normal," Mexico said. "Oh, by the way, what's with the holy shrine next to a satanic ritual?" Mexico asked.
"Oh, that shrine is for Pablo," Canada said.
"And I made the summoning circle just in case," America said.
"Oh, ok...," Mexico said. So of course the trio immediately tried to summon something. Suddenly Paul and Takeo were in the room, looking confused.
"Oh, hey Paul!" America exclaimed.
"H̸E̸L̸L̸O̸, I̸M̸ S̸O̸R̸R̸Y̸ F̸O̸R̸ T̸H̸E̸ S̸H̸O̸R̸T̸ V̸I̸S̸I̸T̸, B̸U̸T̸ I̸ W̸A̸S̸ I̸N̸ T̸H̸E̸ M̸I̸D̸D̸L̸E̸ O̸F̸ B̸A̸K̸I̸N̸G̸ C̸O̸O̸K̸I̸E̸S̸ W̸I̸T̸H̸ T̸H̸E̸ R̸E̸A̸D̸E̸R̸S̸. I̸ M̸U̸S̸T̸ G̸O̸ B̸E̸F̸O̸R̸E̸ S̸O̸M̸E̸O̸N̸E̸ C̸O̸M̸M̸I̸T̸S̸ A̸R̸S̸O̸N̸," Paul said. America nodded.
"Understandable, tell them we said hi," America said. Paul nodded before teleporting away. The trio sat down on the couch, Mexico playing 'Togetherness' from little nightmares on his guitar.
(Dares from educateddummy)
"Ok... so, who wants to dare first?" Mexico asked. Canada shrugged.
"I'll do it. Ame, truth or dare?" Canada asked.
"Uh... dare," America said.
"Kiss mex," Canada said.
"Whyyyy thattttt," America said.
"As your little brother it's my job to embarrass you," Canada said.
"YOUVE NEVER APPLIED THAT RULE TO YOUR LIFE UNTIL JUST NOW," America exclaimed. Mexico and America glanced at each other, before sharing a quick kiss.
"AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW," Canada squealed, before America shoved him.
"SHHHHHHHH!!!! Mexico, truth or dare?" America asked.
"Mmmmmmmmm dare," Mexico said.
"Since the world is about to end, using every last salsa ingredient, make as much salsa as possible," America said. Mexico shrugged.
"Ok, get comfy, this might take a while," Mexico said.
A while later, Mexico had a full pot of salsa.
"Ameeeee truth or dare?" Mexico asked.
"Dare," America said. Mexico handed America the pot.
"Drink," Mexico said. America let out a long sigh, and started drinking. He couldn't get too far before his throat caught on fire. Canada gave him a glass of milk and Mexico apologized between laughter.
