(this chapter is very short, but, like, pirates, y'know?)
The trio were chilling out on the couch, watching pirates of the Caribbean.
"I wish I was a pirate," Mexico said.
"No you don't," America said.
"I mean like, a movie pirate. A Swashbuckling, corn shuckling, wife cuckling, c*ck suckling pirate," Mexico said.
"Hah, that's a Sam O'nella reference," Canada said.
"Well, we have the Caribbean. Let's kidnap them, force them to be our crew, steal a boat, and sing sea shanties," America said. And so, they did just that.
"I still am not 100% on board with this," Puerto Rico said.
"Sure ya are! You're standing on the poop deck!" America exclaimed.
"What if we get in trouble?" Jamaica asked.
"Then we get in trouble! You lads will be fine, you've been forced into this!" Mexico exclaimed.
"Who's gonna be captain?" Dominican Republic asked.
"I be the captain! Now let's set sail lads!" America exclaimed.
Meanwhile, UN was working in his office when suddenly, EU walked in.
"Somebody stole the old historic boat from the museum's dock of old historic boats," EU said.
"The big one?" UN asked.
"Yep," EU said. UN sighed.
"Get the second biggest one ready.... I'm not built to fight but I'll f*ckin fight in a heartbeat if North America were the ones who stole the boat," UN said.
"Why?!" EU exclaimed.
"Because I'm bored of paperwork, c'mon, let's steal some Brits and make a crew," UN said.
Meanwhile, the trio and their crew were singing sea shanties and having a great time.
"Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding," Canada said as he rang the bell in the crows nest.
"Ughhhhhhh I miss home," Cuba said, annoyed by the dings.
"Ye scalawags have been Shanghaied! Now swab the deck and quit your whinin'!" America exclaimed.
"Captain! I see an enemy ship in the distance! Oh sh*t this isn't a game they're actually shooting at us!!" Mexico exclaimed.
"WELL DON'T SWEAT YER SCROTE, PREPARE THE CANONS!" America exclaimed.
"Aye aye captain!" The crew exclaimed. Once the enemy ship came closer, America saw his opposing captain.
"UN?!" America exclaimed.
"This ship belongs to the museum! And we have no trouble taking it by force!" UN exclaimed, a smile on his face.
"Well if there's one thing I have, it's balls, Unie! FIRE THE CANONS!" America exclaimed. The canons fired, and the enemy ship got close enough for America's ship to be boarded.
"CAPTAIN, THE BRITS!" USVI exclaimed. The British isle bros boarded the ship and brandished their swords. There was vicious and slightly playful sword fighting going on on the deck, when Canada was surrounded by Australia, New Zealand, France, and Britain.
"Hah! We outnumber you!" Australia exclaimed.
"Ah! But consider-," Canada said, before creating a smoke cloud using one of those magician things. When the smoke cleared, he was gone.
"Wha-,"
"Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding," Canada yelled from the crows nest. Meanwhile, America and UN were sword fighting like men. So imagine women sword fighting, except the women were men.
"GIVE UP ALREADY!" UN exclaimed.
"NEVER!!! IF MY SHIP GOES DOWN I GO DOWN WITH IT!!" America exclaimed.
"No but seriously. I don't want to destroy the ships and I also don't want you, or anyone else to die because of this," UN said.
"Oh...... ok sorry," America said.
And just like that, it was over.
Yes, they did get tacos to celebrate.
