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The next day, California brought the group to the San Diego zoo.

"YAY ANIMALS!" America exclaimed.

"WOO!" Mexico exclaimed.

"Everyone, try not to get lost. We gotta stick together," California said.

"Ok!" Canada said. As they were walking, Canada spotted a food place.

"I am hungry...," Canada said to himself, wandering over to the food place.

Meanwhile, the others were having fun looking at animals, when suddenly America realized something.

"F*CK WE LOST CALEB!" America exclaimed.

"Dammit... it's always Caleb...," Casey said. The group wildly searched the zoo together, getting stressed.

"Why didn't you keep an eye on him?!" Mexico exclaimed.

"I don't know! He's your friend!" America exclaimed.

"He's YOUR brother!!" Mexico exclaimed.

"Guys-,"

"SHUT UP CAL," the two of them exclaimed.

"GUYS CHILL! We found him!" California exclaimed. Canada was standing there, holding a small box of chicken strips.

"Yo," Canada said.

"Oh... okay good...," America said, him and Mexico trying to pretend they didn't just yell at California like parents of on the brink of divorce yelling at their child. They continued on, Mexico and America awkwardly silent while the others were happily talking.

Soon, they were done at the zoo. Mexico and America were talking in the car, for they were in the front seats.

"I'm sorry for yelling at you Mex," America said.

"Mhm," Mexico said.

".... are you ok?" America asked.

"Mhm," Mexico said.

".... are you sure?" America asked.

"MHM NOW STOP TALKING TO ME," Mexico exclaimed.

"Ok...," America said meekly. "But-,"

"DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT?!" Mexico exclaimed.

"But-,"

"Ame stop," California said.

"This isn't about you Cal," America said.

"EVERYONE STOP TALKING OR I'M GONNA JUMP OUT THE CAR," Canada threatened. Everyone stayed silent. They went to the beach to sit and chill, which they did. Canada basically bathed himself in sunblock, California and the humans made a sandcastle, while Mexico and America were sitting awkwardly side by side.

"Um..... It's nice out," America said.

"Mhm," Mexico said.

"Please Mex, I don't wanna do this again... we argue like this far too much," America said.

"So maybe it's better to see other people," Mexico said.

"Wait- What?!! You can't be serious!" America exclaimed.

"Dead serious," Mexico said, not wanting to admit that he really really regretted even suggesting that.

"But- I- you- why don't we just talk things out like a normal couple?!" America exclaimed.

"I. Don't. Wanna. Talk. About. It.," Mexico said, before walking away to hang out with the others.

"Damn it....... maybe we're all the telenovela dimension....," America said to himself.

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