The trio were just hanging out, when suddenly Canada got a call.
Q: C-Canada?
C: Quebec? You ok?
Q: C-can I come over? I-I'm in town right now a-and I don't have anywhere to go...
C: oh... ok? Come on over!
Q: o-ok.... thank you
"Ok.... Quebec is coming over and he doesn't sound too good," Canada said.
"Uh oh, what happened?" Mexico asked.
"I'm not sure, I hope nothing too horrible....," Canada said.
A few minutes later, Quebec walked through the door, looking beyond miserable.
"Whoa, you look..... uh.... worse than usual?" Canada said.
"Whatever," Quebec said, sitting on the couch and crying.
"What happened?" Mexico asked.
"I HEARD CRYING! Who did it?! I'll kick their a**!" America exclaimed, running into the room.
"Texas...," Quebec said. The trio reeled back in surprise.
"What'd he do?" Mexico asked.
"He... he cheated on me with... oh, which state was it... Arkansas?" Quebec said sadly.
"WHAT?!? He would never!!! I'm calling him right now!" America exclaimed, but Texas didn't pick up. "Ok... I'm calling Arkansas then," America said.
Ar: hello?
Am: ARKANSAS WHAT THE HECK YOU KNOW TEXAS IS DATING QUEBEC WHY WOULD YOU-
Ar: calm down! Let me explain; I didn't want to kiss Texas! He forced me to! And then Quebec walked in the room and ran away crying! I got away from Texas and started looking for Quebec to apologize, but Manitoba told me he ran off to stay with Canada. Just to get as far away from Texas as possible. I don't blame him. I don't know what came over Texas but I'm pissed off at him.
Am: wow.... uh oh.... and Tex isn't answering his phone.... sh*t, I think I know what's wrong.... thanks Arkansas, uhhhh be careful
Ar: ok, bye
America hung up and sighed.
"Hey so uh.... remember that creepy identity stealing guy?" America asked.
"Yeah?" Mexico said.
"I think he kidnapped Texas," America said.
"Uh oh," Mexico said.
"What? What are you talking about?" Quebec asked.
"Uhhhhh good news and bad news.... the good news is, Texas didn't cheat on you! The bad news is, he's probably trapped in his own basement.... so uhhhh.... you win some you lose some?" America said.
"WHAT?!? We need to help him! Quick, call the police!!!" Quebec exclaimed.
"Well... you see, the problem is that there's an identity thief who is probably going to do everything to make sure the police think that we're lying... but, there's one officer who might want to help," Mexico said.
"An identity thief?" UN repeated, unconvinced.
"Yes, and he's horny," Mexico said.
"Well, where is he, who is he impersonating, and are you four going to help me catch him?" UN said, setting aside his paperwork.
"He's in the other town, he's impersonating Texas, and hell yes we are helping you," America said.
"Perfect. I'll tell EU to get the private jet ready," UN said.
"Hell yeah! Just make sure to supply barf bags and hold my hand the entire time!" America exclaimed.
"Ok then...," UN said.
The quintet made it to the other town and hurried to Texas's house. America was given permission to break down the door, so he did just that and did it mercilessly. When they got inside, they were happy to find that 'Texas' wasn't home. They immediately went to the basement and saw Texas tied up on the floor.
"Texas! Are you ok?!" Quebec exclaimed, running over to untie him.
"I'm ok! Just starvin'... whatever that thing was trapped me down here without food," Texas said.
"That creep... where could he be?" Mexico wondered out loud. Suddenly, America got a call.
Al: hey, Ame...
Am: Alabama? What's up?
Al: something is wrong with Texas... he keeps muttering to himself and laughing at random times and I can't help but feel uncomfortable around him... did something happen?
Am: STAY AWAY FROM THEM THEY AIN'T TEXAS!!
Al: what?!
Am: we're are they?!
Al: at the shooting range!?
Am: GODDAMN IT MAKE SURE HES NOT ARMED
Al: He is armed though?!
Am: DAMMIT GOTTA GO STAY SAFE
America hung up.
"TEXAS GET THE GUNS WE NEED TO GET THIS IMPOSTOR BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING BAD!!" America exclaimed. And so, they got guns, and headed to the shooting range. When they got there, they heard unregulated gunshots. Alabama ran up to them clutching his bleeding arm.
"TEXAS?! WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU?! WHY DID ONE TRY TO KILL ME?!" Alabama shouted.
"I DON'T KNOW!" Texas exclaimed. They ran out the car and found 'Texas', whom the real Texas tackled to the ground.
"WHO ARE YOU?!" Texas exclaimed.
"เ ๔๏ภՇ ђค۷є ค ภค๓є!" It exclaimed.
"What... what did it say?" Mexico asked. Texas shot the impostor, who, upon being shot, turned into a glitched silhouette of a person. Suddenly, Florida appeared.
"GO BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME MOTHERF*CKER!!!" Florida exclaimed, damning the copycat to Nekomi's locket.
Meanwhile, in Nekomi's locket....
"ฬђ-ฬђєгє ค๓ เ?!" The copycat exclaimed
{oh, a new one?}
[fun]
"You're in the abyss. It's where Parker likes to put the evil characters for future use," Peter said
"H̶E̶Y̶ G̶U̶Y̶S̶ P̶A̶R̶K̶E̶R̶ G̶O̶T̶ U̶S̶ T̶A̶C̶O̶ B̶E̶L̶L̶,"
"Of course he gives me the crappy fast food... ughhhh I miss freedom," Peter exclaimed.
[yeah.... get comfy newbie, it might be a while until we get to take over the world again]
"๏ђ ๒๏ฯ...,"
