Bro-ken / Ship?! Jk jk- unless?

426 16 90
                                    

It was now day... I forgot which day but just know this day is the next one. Everyone was chilling out and having some breakfast. Texas still felt bad for making Quebec angry, so he tried to start up some small talk

"Hey Quebec, how'd you sleep?" Texas asked. Quebec gave him a once-over.

"Fine, why do you ask?" Quebec asked. Texas shrugged.

"Might as well start the conversation off somewhere," Texas said, a friendly smile on his face. Quebec gave him an odd look.

"Why do you suddenly want to talk?" Quebec asked.

"He wants to taste your baguette-,"

"CAL THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Texas exclaimed, smacking the back of California's head.

"NEKOMI TOLD ME TO!" California exclaimed, while Nekomi and Florida giggled.

"What's wrong with baguettes?" France asked, not understanding the euphemism. Everyone glanced at her, and then at each other.

"Don't worry about it mom," America said.

"Am I not getting something?" France asked.

"It's fine, don't worry about it," Greenland said.

"He wants to taste his- ahhh, I get it! as opposed to pe-," France started.

"MOM! DON'T SAY THAT AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE!" America exclaimed. France laughed.

"Oh yes! I'm sorry, where are my manners?" France said. Everyone sighed and tried to pretend that interaction didn't happen. After breakfast, Texas pulled California to the side.

"That's one strike mister, two more and I'm putting you in time out," Texas said.

"I'm not a baby! You can't tell me what to do!" California exclaimed. Texas sighed.

"Fine, AME," Texas shouted.

"YEAH?" America responded from the kitchen.

"DO I HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO PUNISH THIS LITTLE SH*T?" Texas exclaimed.

"SURE, WHATEVER," America said. Texas smiled, and California pouted.

"That's not fair!" California exclaimed. Texas shrugged.

"What're you gonna do? Cry?" Texas asked.

"NO! I'll just pout," California said, crossing his arms.

"Alright then you little teddy bear, remember, two more strikes and you get time out," Texas said, before walking away. California then met up with Nekomi and Florida, who were reading off a notebook.

"CY said... 'Which is why they'd be a good ship'? Oh! They must be talking about Texas and Quebec! Besides, polar opposites are my favorite ships!" Nekomi exclaimed.

"It could be anyone though, whether extremely different or very alike...," Florida said.

"Guuuuyyyyssss Texas is threatening to put me in time out!" California exclaimed.

"Awwwwww like the little baby you are~," Nevada said, patting California on the head.

"IM PART BEAR B*TCH I COULD KILL YOU IF I WANTED-," California shouted, when suddenly Nevada gave him a juice box. "Ohhhhh apple juice!" California exclaimed happily.

"Anyway, you guys ready for the shippening?" Nekomi asked. California, Florida, and Nevada nodded. "Good, now listen carefully...,"

Meanwhile, America was crying to Utah about how sucky life is.

"I can't believe I did that how could I do that I'm such a horrible friend and now he's goooonnnnnneeeeeee," America sobbed, clutching onto Mexico's locket. Utah sighed, wishing he could be asleep because sleep is fun.

North America Gang 2; Terrific TwosWhere stories live. Discover now