My tummy hurts but heres a chapter

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Everyone was sitting in the living room, even the ghosts, which is funny enough for me to point it out. Now it's not funny. You're welcome.

"So... what now?" Quebec asked, who was cuddling Texas, who refused to let go of Quebec out of remorse for almost killing him against his will.

"Well.... do we know how to un-possess someone?" Russia asked.

"Ame, how did you do it?" Mexico asked. America shrugged.

"I was pretty much completely out of control, but just before I could kill you two I was hit with a wave of memories and I refused to hurt you... I really don't remember how though, it was kind of a blur," America said.

"Unhaunting kiss?!" Nekomi exclaimed.

"You can try, but I don't know if that would work," Greenland said.

"Hmmmmmmm yeah Imma look it up on wikihow," California said. "Ok... burn sage, salt entryways, collect talismans... holy water...," California listed.

"We've tried those before! It didn't work! We need to get rid of these bastards through brute force!" Mexico exclaimed.

"But how?" Utah asked. Nekomi sighed.

"I know what could probably do it.... and I know who possess it.... Mexico, are you chill with being live bait?" Nekomi asked.

"Why?!" Mexico asked.

"You want to save your dad, don't you?" Nekomi asked.

"Yeah?! But why am I going to be live bait?!" Mexico asked. America remembered what [unnamed character] told him, and sighed.

"Mex... follow me. I promise I won't let you get hurt," America said. Mexico crossed his arms.

"I don't trust this...," Mexico said.

"C'mon dude, just do this so we can get our friends and parents back," America said.

"If he gets you hurt, I'll kill him ok?" Aztec said. Mexico sighed and nodded.

"Ok...," Mexico said. America and Mexico went over to Arctic's house, and they were completely alone.

"... alright, he should be here soon," America said.

"Who-," Mexico started, before suddenly getting snatched and pressed up against a wall. "I CHANGED MY MIND I DONT WANNA I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS PLEASE HELP!!!" Mexico shouted.

[NO ONE CAN HELP YOU NOW]

"F*CK YOU, I WILL!!!" America shouted, tearing [unnamed character] away from Mexico. America grabbed [unnamed character] by the hood of his hoodie, and snatched the mystery machine from [unnamed characters] pocket. "I GOT IT! GET HIM NEKOMI!" America exclaimed. Nekomi teleported into the room with a katana and sliced into [unnamed characters] chest before ripping cluck-clucks soul out of him. [unnamed character] shattered into pieces, and everyone tried to calm down.

"Mex, are you ok?" America asked, walking over to Mexico and putting a hand on his shoulder. Mexico kicked America in the shin.

"NO MAMES! YOU COULDVE WARNED ME YOU A**HOLE! CHINGA TU MADRE!" Mexico screamed, before storming out of the house.

"....f*ck," America said.

They went back to the living room where everyone was hanging out, and they kept thinking up their game-plan.

"Ok, we have the machine... what will this do for us exactly?" America asked. Nekomi started laugh-crying because she couldn't figure out which emotion to feel.

"Good news and bad news. The bad news is we need some bullsh*t gem to get the thing to work with ghosts. The good news is, I can just teleport us to the vicinity, we'd just have to find the gem," Nekomi said.

".... and why are you laugh-crying?" Canada asked.

"Because mystical magical gem thing is the funniest BS cheat, but also that means we actually have to make an effort to find the darn thing," Nekomi said.

"Aw no, not effort!" America whined.

"I know, why can't we just stupidly stumble upon it and BS our way to victory?" Mexico asked.

"Look, it's already pretty BS that our little deus ex machina has a crystal charge that can rid people of ghosts, so let's just feel lucky that it even exists in the first place," Nekomi said. "Now, who's coming with me?" Nekomi asked.

"Uhhhh frick it, I'll go," America said.

"Yeah ok," Canada said.

"Fine," Mexico said.

"I'll go too, just to make sure nobody dies," Greenland said.

"And I'll go as well," Aztec said.

"Ok, let's do this!" Nekomi exclaimed.


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