North America Gang 2; Terrific Twos
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    North America Gang 2; Terrific Twos

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    B*tch, I had to

    #northamericagang

    Sh*ts and gigs

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    (Today's drawing: NJ_is_gay- the trio wearing the glasses they got for Canada's birthday)
    
                            
    
                                (Since I didn't want to add the names of everyone who said a thing right next to the dialogue I'll put the names of who contributed here:NJ_is_gay, RattusDomestica, WeirdestArrow, educateddummy, awart475, J-san02, TheWorkEmpire, Cajun_Yankee)
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
    
                            
    
                              
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    (Since I didn't want to add the names of everyone who said a thing right next to the dialogue I'll put the names of who contributed here:
    NJ_is_gay, RattusDomestica, WeirdestArrow, educateddummy, awart475, J-san02, TheWorkEmpire, Cajun_Yankee)
    America was in the kitchen trying his best to make dinner for his friends. Nekomi was chilling in her cat form, watching him fail.
    "I'm straight up not having a good time," America said.
    "Maybe if you cooked and contributed more often you'd be having an easier time," Mexico said.
    "Can you give me a break?! I've never whisked meat before!" America exclaimed,
    "What? Why are you whisking meat?" Mexico exclaimed.
    "Because I'm making meatloaf but this sh*ts too cold for my sensitive little hands!" America exclaimed. "GOD STOP EATING THE CHEESE AND RICE MOONY!" America exclaimed.
    "That's not my name?!" Nekomi exclaimed, eating cheese and rice. America sighed and went back to mixing meat.
    "... now I ain't no rocket scientist, but I'm pretty sure this shouldn't look like the blood of the men who's hearts I've broken," America said. "GODDAMN IT WHO KNOCKED OVER MY ONIONS?!" America exclaimed. He picked up Nekomi. "YOU!" America exclaimed.
    "Maybe you aren't cut out for chefing," Nekomi said.
    "WELL YOURE BEING A SH*T ASSISTANT!" America exclaimed.
    "Guys, calm the frick down," Canada said.
    "IM CALM," America exclaimed.
    "No," Mexico said.
    "Maybe we should try and get out of the house... let's go to the park!" Canada suggested.
    "Ugh, fine," America said.
    And so, the trio went to the park for some good ole fashion fun. While walking, Canada was walking way ahead, when suddenly Mexico caught up with him.
    "Well this will end well," Mexico said
    "What happened?" Canada asked. 
    "Ame and I were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us," Mexico said. Canada sighed.
    "What did Ame do?" Canada asked.
    "He chased him to the next red light, reached to his window, and...,"
    "Who wants a steering wheel?" America said, walking up to them.
    "I'm good....," Canada said. Soon, they got to the park.
    "Hey Nada? Why'd you get so dressed up?" America asked.
    "I just found it to be necessary," Canada said.
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