The trio were hanging out at home with the cession states having a great time.
"Hey guys? What does this machine do-," California asked.
"PUT IT DOWN," America shouted.
"Holy sh*t calm the f*ck down!" Mexico exclaimed.
"DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THAT MACHINE IS CAPABLE OF?!" America exclaimed.
"Y'KNOW I LIKED WHEN MOM AND DAD DIDNT FIGHT," Mexico Jr exclaimed.
"SHUT IT JR," America exclaimed.
"Hey! He did nothing wrong!" Mexico exclaimed.
"I DONT CARE IM ANGY," America exclaimed.
"I HATE THIS FAMILY," Nevada exclaimed.
"I HATE YOU?" Texas exclaimed.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH," Arizona screamed. Utah just wanted to go home and sleep. But suddenly....
"Hey, what does this button do?" California asked.
"WAIT-,"
Now the trio were once again standing in a room full of children.
"Oh sh*t not again....," Mexico said. The kids looked up at Mexico, and huddled closer to him, scanning the room in confusion.
"Dónde estamos ahora mismo?" Texas asked Mexico.
"Estamos en casa," Mexico said, before looking at Canada and America. "So..... we should definitely turn them back as soon as we can, right?" Mexico asked. America nodded.
"Yep, and we can do it later," America said, getting out the nerf guns. After teaching the little states how to shoot, they began having a nerf war. California and Nevada backed out to have a picnic. Suddenly, Texas started shooting California and Nevada.
"Hey! No disparen a los civiles!" America exclaimed, taking the gun from Texas. Suddenly, a wild Nekomi appeared.
"Guys I wrote a ship-fic about two readers! Oh, kids... hello!" Nekomi exclaimed.
"Que eres?" Nevada asked.
"Ohhhhh they can't speak English? Check out this trick I learned!" Nekomi exclaimed, before snapping her fingers.
"....what just happened," Texas said.
"Ah! Now they're English speaking babies! Thanks Nekomi, now Canada has no excuse not to help us!" America exclaimed.
"DAMN IT!" Canada exclaimed jokingly. Suddenly, Nevada threw a carrot at Texas.
"PAYBACK!" Nevada exclaimed. Texas angrily started wrestling Nevada. While they fought, Texas accidentally kicked California. California started crying, because Texas kicked a burn on his shin.
"PAPA!" California cried. America shoved Mexico towards the child.
"You calm him down you're the one wearing the pants in this relationship," America said.
"What?! What do I do?!" Mexico exclaimed. The two started arguing, California still sobbing, and Texas trying his darn best to head pat him to happiness. Canada glanced around, and decided to try and help. Canada knelt down next to California and gently hugged him.
"Where does it hurt?" Canada asked. California sniffled and pointed at his shin. Canada examined the burn on California's leg that was re-hurt when Texas kicked it. Canada carried California to the kitchen and put an ice pack on the burnt skin. "Does it feel better?" Canada asked.
"Y-yeah...," California said. Canada carried California back to the living room and brought him to Texas.
"I want you to apologize for accidentally hurting him, ok?" Canada said. Texas nodded.
"Ok... I'm sorry Cal," Texas said, looking down. Meanwhile, America and Mexico realized that Canada had already handled everything.
"Oh.... sh*t we gotta up our game here," America said.
"Well.... I'm hungry.... McDonald's?" Mexico suggested.
"What's a that?" Arizona asked.
"You'll see," America said, patting Arizona on the head. The trio and their kids got into the school bus they now own and drove to McDonald's. When they got there, they let the kids out of the bus, and they immediately started playing tag in the parking lot.
"Kids? Kids! Ugh... ATTENTION," America exclaimed like a drill sergeant. The kids immediately all looked at him. "Single file!" America exclaimed. The kids got in a line. America started leading them like the mama duck he is. They walked into the McDonald's and Mexico ordered their food. The kids ran around the McDonald's, but America was ok with it as long as they behaved somewhat well while playing. Suddenly, Britain walked in the McDonald's, and was confused seeing America holding Texas, a child who looked extremely similar to America.
"Since when did you have a child?" Britain asked.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," America said.
"He's just a state... they accidentally got turned into kids," Canada said.
"Ah, I see," Britain said. Suddenly, Mexico walked up holding a bunch of happy meals.
"Kids! Foods here!" Mexico exclaimed. The kids came running to the table and started happily eating their meals. The trio watched happily.
"Hey! We're not doing terribly! That's awesome!" Canada exclaimed.
"Yes... I still feel as though you should call your mother to help you... any one will do," Britain said.
"Why can't you help?" America asked.
"I already had to raise you. I'm done for life," Britain said. America nodded.
"Understandable....," America said.
After lunch, the trio and their kids headed home. They were just hanging out, when suddenly, there was a knock at the door. America answered to see Quebec.
"Hi! Sorry I'm late, I was so busy and my flight got delayed!" Quebec exclaimed.
"Oh! Erm... no worries... uh... ok, so when you walk in don't freak out... but Um....," America said, letting Quebec inside. Quebec stared in shock at the room.
"Huh... well.... that's new," Quebec said. America nodded.
"Yeah...," America said.
"I... guess I'll have to help babysit?" Quebec said.
"Yeah.... sorry," America said. Quebec walked into the living room, Texas staring at him.
"Why are you pretty?" Texas asked. Quebec laughed.
"Um... I don't know?" Quebec said.
"You're a man, but you're pretty... can we be friends?" Texas asked. Quebec smiled.
"Of course!" Quebec said. Texas smiled.
"Yay! My names Texas! This is my brother, and my other brother, that ones actually my sister but she looks like a boy-,"
"HEY!" Nevada exclaimed, throwing a pillow at Texas. America sighed.
"Kids, no fighting!" America exclaimed.
"He's mean!" Nevada exclaimed.
"Texas, stop picking on Nevada," Mexico said.
"I'm not!" Texas exclaimed. Canada sighed and sat down next to Texas.
"You need to be more considerate about other's feelings. You could accidentally hurt someone!" Canada said.
"Oh, I'm sorry...," Texas said. Canada pat him on the head.
"It's ok, now you know!" Canada said.
"I'm here too,"
"DAMMIT FLORIDA STOP SITTING ON THE CEILING FAN-,"
