The trio were walking through Times Square, looking rich as heck.
"Alright, now is around the time we might get pick pocketed so be careful," America said.
"B*tch, I am the pick pocketer," Mexico said.
"Marcos! Don't brake any laws! You could get arrested or worse!" America exclaimed. Mexico laughed.
"I'm just messing with you, now, where are we going next?" Mexico asked.
"Back to the hotel so we can put all of these bags somewhere safe," America said, looking at their bags upon bags of fancy clothing.
"Alright, and then where do we head?" Canada asked. America shrugged.
"Rockefeller? They gotta lego store," America said.
"HELL YEAH LEGOS!" Mexico and Canada exclaimed in unison. The trio dropped their stuff off at the hotel and headed to Rockefeller center.
"Ok, we're gonna go on the subway, y'all like those, right?" America asked.
"Crowded, sweaty and uncomfortable?" Mexico asked.
"Aw yeah all the things I love!" Canada exclaimed with extreme sarcasm.
"It's not that bad. Just get on the subway when I do, and get off when I get off, and don't die," America said.
"I think that last rule was already implied, but alright," Canada said. The trio went and got on a subway to Rockefeller center. Or at least, as close as they could get. America led his boys through the concrete jungle to find the fabled and sung about Rockefeller street, and I have a feeling at least one of you know which song is playing in my head right now.
"Alright, we're here, take it in boys, it's pretty much a street and some buildings," America said.
"I dunno man, you also gotta buncha flags lined up there," Mexico said, pointing at the bunches of flags that were lined up
"And an ice rink with a statue thingy," Canada said.
"Aw so it is special?" America asked.
"Yeah because it's yours," Mexico said, patting America on the head. America smiled.
"Me gusta tu máscara, güey!" The trio heard someone exclaim from a distance. They looked over and saw a man wearing a mask similar to Mexico's, in that it had the Mexican flag on it. Mexico and the man started having a cheerful conversation in Spanish.
"Awww that's nice, humans are cool sometimes," Canada said, watching Mexico and the human converse. America smiled and nodded.
"Yeah, they are," America said. But like every Facebook Karen does best, a lady had to interject herself into a situation she wasn't involved in.
"You're in America, you should try to speak English," the woman said snobbishly. Mexico and the man looked at her in surprise and distaste. America let out a deep sigh, embarrassed that this was how his citizen was acting. But right before America could speak up, someone else did.
"Ah shut up karen they ain't talkin to ya, move along, leave the poor guys alone," a man shouted.
"What? I'm not doing anything illegal? I have freedom of speech!" The women shouted.
"B*tch remind me what you were just telling those two? That they aren't allowed to speak Spanish? Get lost," Another woman exclaimed. America was smiling like a proud father, and the Karen lady stormed off. The two humans who stood up for them approached the trio.
"Sorry about that lady, some old whities are entitled around here," The man said, "oh, my names Mark by the way," Mark said. "I'm surprised, I don't see that kinda stuff happening too often around here, but I guess I wouldn't know, I'm just as white as she is,"
