The trio were doing what it is they do when they aren't doing much.
"Yoooooooo Mex? You never told us your crush-,"
"SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUT UP," Mexico exclaimed.
"Bu-,"
"NO,"
"Wha-,"
"NO! I literally can't tell you, it will ruin everything! the course of history will never be looked at the same again! The f*cking sun will explode!" Mexico exclaimed.
"Ok, now you're just being dramatic. Why can't you tell us?" Canada asked.
"I don't want to ok? Let's just leave it at that!" Mexico exclaimed.
"Can you at least give us hints?!?" America exclaimed. Mexico let out a long sigh.
"Fine. You know him," Mexico said.
"WELL DAMN MEX THAT COULD BE ANYBODY!" America exclaimed.
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and you mostly don't hate him," Mexico said.
"RUSSIA? No wait I mostly hate him.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well I'm already stumped," America said.
"Can you give us something more specific?" Canada asked.
"Let me think...he has white in his flag," Mexico said.
"Ok so that almost narrows it down by like not even twenty percent," America said. Mexico shrugged.
"Look, I share almost everything with you two, but I just don't wanna share this, so let it go already," Mexico said, walking away. "I'm going out now, you two have fun," Mexico said, walking it the front door. Canada and America sighed.
"Ok, three things we could do; respect our friends privacy and drop this question; ask Nekomi, since she knows pretty much everyone's crush; or, we can invade Mex's privacy and find who this f*cker is ourselves," America said. The brothers shrugged and decided to do the third option. So, they went to the one place they knew might have the answer; Mexico's diary.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Canada asked.
"Nope," America said.
"Oh.... you read it then, I'm just a witness," Canada said. America shrugged.
"Fair, it's all in Spanish anyway," America said. "April first, 2021...
I don't know if I should tell them. I feel bad, but it's what's right. I don't think they'll take it too well though. Whatever, it's not even a big deal, lots of people are fathers- WAIT WHAT," America exclaimed while reading.
"WHAT WHAT WHAT KEEP READING!!!" Canada exclaimed.
"The mother isn't willing to care for the kid anymore, but none of them really do. I've been able to put them up for adoption before, but I don't think anyone would want this ugly excuse for a kid. He takes after his mother- MEX WHAT THE F*CK!!" America exclaimed. "I know Ame and Nada will help me take care of it though, god I hate those two but they're helpful to push around- MEX! I thought he loved us!" America exclaimed. "And just in case you're wondering this is a trick. Ame, stop reading my f*cking diary- oh...," America said, closing the diary and putting it away.
".... maybe let's ask Nekomi?" Canada said. America nodded.
Meanwhile, Mexico was already talking to Nekomi.
"Whoaaa so that's your crush?" Nekomi asked. Mexico let out a groan.
"Pleeeeeeaaaaaaaase don't tell him I might die," Mexico said. Nekomi shrugged.
"Don't worry, your secrets are safe with me," Nekomi said. Mexico sighed.
"Thanks.... Ugh I feel bad though. I thought it was just one of those small crushes that goes away but...... ugh this is bad isn't it," Mexico said. Nekomi sighed.
"Welllllll if you want to tell him you probably should.... especially since it's been bothering you," Nekomi said.
"Yeah, but now is anything but the right time. Maybe it'll go away if I..... hookup with someone?" Mexico asked.
"Uhhhhh I dunno if that's a good idea...," Nekomi said. Suddenly, America and Canada burst into Nekomi's room.
"NEKOMI, DON'T TELL MEXICO BUT WERE HERE TO FIND OUT HIS SECRET CRUSH! Oh sh*t hi Mexico," America said. Mexico felt like screaming.
"COULD YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE YOU A**HOLE?!!!!??!!!?" Mexico exclaimed, before pushing past America and leaving the room.
"Dang it... can you..?"
"No I'm not saying anything, mex told me not to say he has a crush on- frick! Almost blew my cover there, maybe he shouldn't have told me," Nekomi said. "Ughhh... the author just doesn't want me revealing it yet...,"
"Nekomi, you're always referring to this 'author' person... you know you can just say who it is...right?" America said.
"I FRICKIN WILL! EVERYONE! MEXICOS CRUSH IS-,"
