-Feel free to comment any headcanons and I'll write them out!-
ANTISEPTICEYE:
"I will bite yo- SHITTIN' PENIS SLAPPER!"
"Oh my, oh my god, oh my fucking god, OH MY FUCKIN' GOD-"
"Trouble connecting with me? Good."JACKIEBOY MAN:
"Stop it, I'm sensitive... So is my Scooby Doo collectives."
"Oi, oi! I just had a brain spasm. Also known as a very horrible idea."
"Maybe, just maybe I could snap their neck and hope for a better future."HENRIK SCHNEEPLESTEIN:
"Today is the day I deserve nothing more than to be LEFT ALON-"
"Nuh, uh. I do have intelligence, you just need to earn it."
"Math my arse, what the fuck is angle X?"MARVIN THE MAGNIFIENT:
"I may be very cute, but my temper can easily earn you a coffin."
"AHAAAHAAAA, get a fucking life."
"I'll burn all your toenails off."JAMESON JACKSON:
"Count me as the underrated sibling."
"Oh fuck, I just made a stunning cup of tea."
"Everything that comes out of your mouth finds itself being ignored. Goodnight."CHASE BRODY:
"I'm sad... But opening up sounds a bit too sad."
"I think God hates me... And for what reason?"
"Oh, shut your mouth! Nasty pussy licker!"ROBBIE:
"I-I-I-I-I-I... Fuck."
"Children. Chil- CHILDREN! Stop being A BITC-"
"Oh my god, you just insulted my booty? What kind of human are yo- You know what, I don't think you are human. Go shoot yourself back into space."
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