Random x Reader One-Shots

Miss Stark!-Tony Stark x Daughter!Reader

Y/N sat in the principles office, slouched on the chair and her arms crossed. "I don't know how you've not been removed by the educational board yet. All my requests keep getting denied. Your father is on his way now, and I'm sure he won't be happy to hear whats happened. Will he?" The principle scolded Y/N and she looked at him as he spoke, and looked down without saying a word as he finished his sentence. "Are you listening to me Stark?" He asked and Y/N nodded with a sigh, pushing herself up in the chair.

A knock was heard at the door and Y/N stood up to go to the door, but the principle held his finger up, signalling her to sit back down. The principle opened the door to see Tony stood there, and he took the blue-tinted glasses off his face. "Y/N P. Stark!"
"Mr Stark, your daughter has broken numerous school rules and received numerous detentions. Today she fought an innocent pupil and broke their nose-"
"Flash is not innocent!" Y/N stated as she stood up, next to Tony.
"Quiet Y/N." Tony glared.
"I would suggest a highly affective punishment at home."

Y/N rolled her eyes and let out a sigh, looking towards Tony who nodded. "Yes, Y/N will be grounded until she's... 60?" He said, almost asking. "You've been misbehaving so much Y/N, I'm sick of it." He and Y/N tried to hold in their laughter, and the principle looked towards them with an eyebrow raised.
"Mr Stark, we will be suspending your daughter from school for 2 weeks starting Monday."
"Yes that's perfect... I cannot believe you would do such a thing Y/N! My daughter!"
"I am so truly sorry, dad." Y/N laughed.

"Thank you for your time principle, we will be leaving now." Tony nodded and pushed Y/N in front of him, and as soon as the two of them got into the car, they burst into laughter. "Well wasn't that delightful." Tony said sarcastically with a smirk. "What am I going to do with you, troublemaker?"
"Take me to McDonald's?" Y/N suggested with an innocent smile. Tony looked towards her with a serious face, but then nodded and pressed on the accelerator.
"Fine, but we eat it before we get back. Because I'll have to buy it for everyone, otherwise."

The two of them pulled into the McDonald's drive thru and Tony looked at Y/N. "What do you want? The usual?"
"Uh yeah, but can I get a fruit box too? I've been craving one all day."
"I'll get you two. So then we're equal and I don't feel fat."
"Feel fat? By eating more fruit? How the hell does that work?" Y/N laughed and Tony shrugged before putting down his window and turning the music down. He leaned closer towards the speaker and rested his arm on the window frame before ordering.

The two of them ate in the car park, and then Tony turned off the radio before turning to Y/N with a concerned look on his face. Y/N looked back at him as she bit into a grape, with a curious look on her face. "Can I help you?" Y/N asked and Tony pointed at the fruit.
"You never get cravings. Why are you craving? Are you pregnant? I swear to god if he's got you pregnant I'm gonna kick him so far to the other side of the planet that-"
"Dad... chill." She laughed, shaking her head.

"Well what else can it be? You don't get periods because you're on birth control-"
"Dad! I'm not pregnant. Or I don't think I am, the birth control stops that. But like you always said, use protection. Which I do."
"Okay, okay. I get it." He laughed holding his hand up. "I don't need to know what you and him get up to in the bedroom, or how it works or anything. That's like me telling you about me and your mom-"
"DAD STOP!" Y/N screamed and hit Tony's arm, who just laughed and shook his head.

"Let's go. Put this in the bin for me, troublemaker." Tony passed the rubbish bag to Y/N who took it and opened the door.
"I get it all from you dad, all from you."
"Hey- we don't tell Pepper about this."
"You think I'd tell mum that you're rewarding me for breaking that guys nose? No way." She laughed. "Let's go home."
"Yeah. Let's." He ruffled Y/N's hair, and set off back to the compound.