Random x Reader One-Shots

Fred Weasley x reader x George Weasley

Y/N walked into the Gryffindor common room, books under arm humming along to a song she had heard from the choir not long before. She placed her books down on the table and shot around, shocked by the presence of Fred's voice. "I think we should get a divorce."
"You what?"
"I'm practicing."
"Why are you planning a hypothetical divorce?"
"I don't know, I'm 16. I think I'm having some mid-late life crisis or something."
"Anyone would think you don't have a girlfriend." She smirked and Fred rolled his eyes before sitting down on a chair in front of Y/N.

"Y/N. I need you to hypothetically divorce me." Fred raised his eyebrows and Y/N stifled a laugh.
"Okay then I'm taking half of your assets."
"But you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup. That's what it's called right?"
"Yes it is, and you hypothetically signed one so." Oliver Wood mumbled as he walked into the common room with George.
"Who the hell is this guy in this?" Y/N laughed.
"I'm Fred's hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case."
Y/N cleared her throat and crossed her arms.
"We'll I'm taking our hypothetical kids. I can do that right?"

"We can definitely win the kids yes." George butted in and rested his arm on Y/N's shoulder, that was a bit lower than his own.
"Who the bloody hell is this hypothetical lad? Bloody ginger, idiot, class clown nerd." He pointed George, who was stood beside Fred's girlfriend.
"Wow fredster, that's a lot of hypothetical insults for your identical twin."
"This is my hypothetical lawyer, and we are hypothetically sleeping with each other." They all laughed as George put his arm around Y/N, his hand dangling off the side of the short width of her shoulders.

Fred stood up with a cheeky smile on his face, trying not to burst out laughing. "How could you? How could you hypothetically do this to me?!" He laughed and Y/N poked his chest.
"Because your hypothetically an alcoholic!" Y/N trailed off, having not being able to think of anything else and not being able to speak from laughing with the other boys.
"Let me have my girlfriend back!" Fred carefully pulled Y/N away from George and cuddled her. "Mine. We're never getting a divorce."
"That's only because you're never getting engaged and married. You're too scared."
"Scared of her? Damn right I'm scared of her." Fred smiled and placed a kiss on Y/N's head.

"Hey guys, I'm heading to hogsmeade to meet Elise. If you guys want to tag along for some butterbeer? No quidditch practice today, Snape given Slytherin the go to so we've lost it again for today." Oliver said wrapping his Gryffindor scarf around his neck.
"Only if I can be your date on the side." George chuckled and Oliver raised an eyebrow at him.
"I wish I'd never asked." He laughed and the 4 of them wrapped up warm to face the cold, and made their way to Hogsmeade, to the three broomsticks.

Fred and George walked ahead, chatting and having a laugh as Y/N and Oliver walked behind them. "So I see it's going well then." Oliver commented and a small smile appeared on Y/N's lips.
"Yeah. All thanks to you of course, and you gossiping with them."
"You're so very welcome. So, are you going home for the holidays this year or staying with the Weasley's? They have a knack for inviting people to stay at theirs. But, when you're part of the family, you are."
"I'm hoping he invites me around. He keeps talking about it."
"I know. I have to hear about it too."

The trio turned up to the Three Broomsticks, and saw Elise sat in a corner booth so they sat down to join her. Oliver made his way to the bar and ordered 5 butterbeers, so Y/N rushed up to help him with 2 even though he insisted he could carry them all. It was clear he couldn't. After a well-needed catch up, they all went their separate ways. Some to the great hall, some to the courtyard and some to the common room.

Eventually, they all met in the great hall for the evening feast, before everyone made their way back to the common rooms to enjoy their own time before going to sleep, preparing to leave for home tomorow. For the twins and Y/N, they would be heading home for some well deserved rest before returning another year of chaos.
To cook up some more plans.