Random x Reader One-Shots

The other side-Tony Stark x Reader

"Midgardian's, meet my sister Y/N." Thor called out as he walked into the room.
"Oh yeah? Is she a goddess of something?"
"The goddess of fortune." He smirked and stepped aside revealing Y/N wearing red and white robes, and she took her hood down revealing her Y/H/C hair.
"She doesn't look like she belongs anywhere." Clint mumbled and Tony stood up.
"Yeah, Y/N was it? You don't look as if you should be in this building. Tell me a bit about yourself, I might consider getting you some wine aged from where you were born"

"Don't you disrespect me little man. Don't you derogate or deride. You're in my world now, not your world and I got friends on the other side." Y/N stated as the last sentence echoed around the room causing everyone to look around confused. "That's an echo, ladies and gentlemen. Just a little something we have up there in Asgard. A little parlor trick, don't worry." Y/N pushed Tony and Clint onto the table that suddenly appeared, with a gypsy cloth with red and white thrills on the corners.

"Sit down at my table, put your minds at ease. If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please. I can read your future, I can change it around some." Y/N sang to Clint who couldn't keep his eyes off Y/N's chest. She pulled out Tony's chair and sat down on his lap. "I'll look deep into your heart and soul... You do have a soul, don't you, Tony?" She questioned and Tony nodded, not saying a word. "Make your wildest dreams come true!" Y/N winked at Tony and went over to nat, standing behind her and fixing the bottom of her hair, whispering into her ear causing Nat's heart to skip a beat.

"I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I ain't even tried! And I got friends on the other side." Y/N sang as she escorted everyone else around the table where Clint and Tony were sat. She pulled a pack of tarot cards out of the chest area of her dress and sat back down on Tony's knee. "The cards, the cards, the cards will tell. The past, the present, and the future as well." Y/N held the cards in a moon shape in front of Tony. "The cards, the cards, just take three. Take a little trip into your future with me!"

"Mother and father cut you off, huh playboy? Now y'all gotta get hitched, but hitchin' ties you down. You just wanna be free, hop from place to place but freedom takes green!" Y/N took a couple of dollars out of Tony's pocket and fanned herself with them. "It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need, and when I looked into your future, it's me and the green I still see!"

Y/N made her way over to Sam and stroked the side of his face. "On you little man, I don't wanna waste much time. You been pushed around all your life. You been pushed around by your mother and your sister and your father, and if you was married you'd be pushed around by your wife. But in your future, the you I see is exactly the man you always wanted to be!" Y/N smirked and held a hand out to Tony and Sam. "Shake my hand... Come on boys, won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?"

Sam and Tony hesitantly shook Y/N's hand and a wild smirk appeared on her face, making her look almost predator-like. "Yes... Are you ready?"
"Are you ready?" Thor chuckled.
"Transformation central!"
"Transformation central!"
"Reformation central!"
"Reformation centra-" Thor was cut off by Y/N looking at him with furrowed brows.
"Can you stop repeating please, brother?" Y/N asked and Thor nodded, mimicking zipping his lips quickly and Y/N shook her head to her back into 'character.'

"Transmogrification central! Can you feel it?" Y/N asked and the boys nodded, still holding onto Y/N's hands and staring in awe. "You're changin', You're changin', You're changin', all right! I hope you're satisfied." She let go of the boys hand and rubbed her hands together, making a blue spark form out of her hands, causing the tarot cards to fly back to that pack in her hand. "But if you ain't, don't blame me. You can blame my friends on the other side!" Y/N began to walk backwards.
"You got what you wanted, but you lost what you had." Thor nods at everyone. Everyone but Tony and Sam moved back to the couch and by the time they looked around Y/N was in a cloud of blue smoke.

"Brother, others must meet their fate. I will see you around, don't be too strict with them, they might still be in a daze..." Y/N winked at Tony who smirked and she disappeared. As Thor went to say goodbye, she was gone so he assisted Tony and Sam to the chair and sat beside them.
"Have any other of you midgardian's been affected by my sister?"
"No, but I think we all just fell in love."
"Yes well be careful. She's dangerous, but Theresa is worse..."

"If that's bad I'd love to see Theresa." Tony chuckled and Thor raised an eyebrow.
"Yes well Theresa won't see you... she's blind, but one of the most powerful fortune tellers, the only one stronger than my sister... the goddess of fortunes."
"Where can we find this Theresa? It sounds to me she would be a good addition to the team."
"You'll find her in Albion."
"Albion? Don't be ridiculous. That's the old town from the famous fables." Tony scoffed and Thor shrugged his shoulders.
"I pity you if you ever think something is impossible now." Thor stated and Tony looked up, putting a blueberry sweet in his mouth.

"In theory, if Theresa was real... any warnings?" Tony chuckled as he and Thor made their way to the grass area outside the new Stark tower. Thor sighed and looked at Tony.
"She's a lone wolf." He swung his hammer and felt his body being pulled back up to Asgard, leaving Tony staring at the lawn in confusion.
"No respect... he has no respect for law maintenance."

That night, while pepper was away he laid awake in his bed. He couldn't get Y/N off his mind, and he felt some kind of impulsion to find Theresa.
But she's not real...
right?