Random x Reader One-Shots

His 'friend'-Harry Potter x Reader

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"I've never hated someone so much." Harry mumbled to himself as he read the note that landed in his hand as a bird.
"Who-"
"She just can't keep her mouth shut and she's so stuck up her own arse! Draco's too! She goes on like she's all this like I'm this, I'm that, it's all about me, me, me! She can't just shut up for one minute can she? She hates the fact you're friends with Malfoy now." He threw the note down, and Y/N read it as Harry stormed off. She quickly chased after him, not seeing a name, and when he stopped at the Slytherin filled compartment, Y/N looked at him.

"Who was it Harry?" Y/N asked and he glared at Pansy.
"Parkinson." He said and Y/N laughed in annoyance.
"Her? Oh wow the audacity."
"What's going on?" Someone whispered.
"Look it's Draco Malfoy, and what's your name again?"
"Pansy Parkinson."
"I've never actually heard of you, you're just known as Draco's friend."
"Girlfriend." She mumbled and glared at Y/N as she balled her fists.
"Ohhh, girlfriend. Pansy Parkinson you say?" Y/N asked and turned to Draco who looked at her and back at Pansy.

"Oh wait! Wasn't it you who was getting awfully close with Blaise the other day?" Y/N tucked a hair behind her ear and sucked through her teeth.
"What?" Draco asked, sitting up and looking at Pansy.
"N-no. Of course not." Pansy stuttered.
"No? Oops I must be mistaken." Draco exhaled and sat back again. "Ha! You should've seen Draco's face, but then again... no one knows he's taken." Y/N shrugged and crossed her arms, seeing the nervous look on Pansy's face.

"I guess he just doesn't take you that seriously..."
"Enough now Y/N." Draco looked at Y/N, nervous that his cover would be blown that he's with her to basically... shut her up.
"Shut up." Pansy spat and Y/N leaned forward.
"I wouldn't be surprised if he there was someone better to see, and that's why he keeps leaving you? Oh the mystery!" Y/N whispered and chucked her drink all over her.
"Get a grip and stop crying because he doesn't like you back. Jesus anyone who would like you back needs to get some mental help. You annoying little swine!"
"How dare you!" Blaise stood up and Y/N looked at him.

"Stop trying to defend a lost cause Zabini. Get your head straight and out of your own arse." Y/N sighed and rolled her eyes, walking back to her compartment.
"Bloody hell that was... brilliant! You killed her!" Harry laughed and Y/N smirked, kissing him.
"She won't give you anymore trouble. If she does let me know, okay?"
"I'd lie just to see you do that again. That was the most entertainment I've had in a while. Shame Ron and Hermione weren't there to see it. Come on, we're nearly there." Harry laughed and they went inside the compartment.