Random x Reader One-Shots

Capsicle-Steve Rogers x Reader

"Capsicle!" Y/N called as she ran down the stairs and Steve raised an eyebrow and Tony stood in front of her.
"What did you just call him?"
"Capsicle. You know, like an icicle? Because he was frozen and all that."
"If anythinf it should be after a popsicle because he's so sweet." Tony winked at Steve jokingly and the two of them laughed.
"What are you talking about? The frozen juice things? They're ice lollies."
"It's not! Its a popsicle. You English are weird."
"Tony... pop is a fizzy drink. Or what you Americans call soda."
"It's a popsicle."

"Tony Stark-"
"Don't call me by my full name."
"Tony genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist Stark, you lick it don't you? Like a lolly. And it's frozen juice, which is ice. Therefore it's an ice lolly." Y/N said making some tea, and getting weird looks off the avengers.
"I've got something you can lick." Steve whispered and Y/N looked at him wide eyed, hitting him which caused him to laugh and hug Y/N from behind, resting his head on her shoulder. "What? You knew what I mean without me having to explain. That says more about you than it does me."

"Anyways... an icicle is a sharp object made of ice that has dropped from the roof and frozen. And if we're talking popsicles we're talking one of them, but made from fizzy pop... or soda whatever you call it." Y/N stated and Tony shook his head shortly, looking over Y/N's free shoulder.
"You really are strange when it comes to English things you know."
"What now?"
"Tea... it's weird."
"You should learn how to speak and how to live mixing English into you. Experience is better, especially from the English." Y/N sighs and  pouts when Steve stops hugging her.

"What is wrong with you now?" Y/N asked turning to Steve who crossed his arms and did the Morgan face.
"Are you forgetting that I am Captain America. I take that comment to heart."
"Steve... baby... darling... my love... what do you call an ice lolly?"
"You mean a popsicle?" Steve smirks and Y/N paddies.
"Go fuck yourself." Y/N groaned and sat on the sofa with a pout and her arms crossed.
"It's two against one Queenie." Tony smirked and Steve ruffled Y/N's hair.
"Do you want some cake? Wanda made it earlier." Steve asked and Y/N nodded.

Steve placed a quick kiss on Y/N's head and walked to cut some slices of cake for the people there.
"No she doesn't! She wants crumpets with her tea. She's English remember."
"Fuck off Tony." Y/N laughed and got up to chase Tony, and he began running around the room until Y/N tackled him onto the floor and sat on him as he laid stomach down on the floor. Steve shook his head with a smile and kissed Y/N's lips before placing Tony's just out of his reach.
"Have fun Tony." Steve laughed and sat on the couch to watch tv.