Random x Reader One-Shots

The real one-Johnny Depp x Reader (P1)

A/N: I don't actually know if Johnny has any siblings, but in this he has a sister and a 4 year old niece.
Johnny had agreed to go to Disneyland with his sister and niece and as they walked around one person caught his nieces eye. "Mummy! Look!" She cheered pointing at me, who was cast as Elizabeth Swan.
"Oh yes, do you wanna go speak to her?"
"Yes!" She giggled and walked over to me, tapping my shoulder. As I turned around, I gasped and kneeled down. "A young pirate girl has walked into my secret treasure area. We can't tell anyone about this okay?"

"What about uncle Jack!" She cheered and pointed at someone behind her. I looked up and my breath caught in my throat seeing Johnny Depp stood there with a smirk on his face.
"Well... I cant trust imposters. We must go find the real one to be sure." I said, keeping in character. I stood up on the treasure chest with my sword up, calling out to the public walking past. "Has anyone seen Sparrow? He seems to have gone off rum hunting again!" A few passerby's pointed to my left side saying he was about a minute away by the ship and I nodded jumping down.

"Follow me and we will see your fate." I looked at them and began walking in front of them all. "I promise I'm a better pirate than what I just showed... Jack stole his compass back and now I must call out to my fellow seafarers to find him."
"Can you pick me up?" The young girl asked and I turned around, looking at who I guessed to be the mother who nodded. I picked her up and held her.
"So what's your name? I must know my crew members."

"Maddison. What's yours?"
"Elizabeth of course... why do you ask?"
"No your real name." She giggled and I put on a fake offended face.
"Are you saying I'm not real? Well how unsavy of you."
"Well everyone's here from different films so it can't be real."
"It's the only day everyone can get together, of course it's real!"
"I was just playing, I know you're real. My uncle looks like Jack Sparrow."
"Yes... he looks awfully similar but we're going to see the real one. And you need to call him 'Captain' or he will be sad."

As everyone got closer to the Jack Sparrow actor he turned to face the group. "Elizabeth!" He called out and walked closer to us but stopped in his tracks. "CHILD!" he called out, pointing at Maddison.
"Not important. It seems we have an imposter." I said and crossed my arms, standing beside the Jack Sparrow actor.
"Yes it seems we do." He said circling Johnny. "We can't be having imposters now can we?"
"No, he may try steal your ship. You know, again, because you're incapable of looking after it alone."

"We don't talk about that... I can get it out of a tiny glass bottle of course I can look after it." He says and stands beside Johnny, starting the argument we had every day. It wasn't scripted, but both of us seemed to really enjoy creating drama every single day it was us two as the Elizabeth and Jack actors.
"No you can not. This was nearly not here this morning you silly man."
"It's my ship, I can keep it safe. I can keep it here and if I can't, I always find it in the end. I am the captain after all."
"Now let's not get too violent, there are children about."
"Right. Children. Yes." He said glaring at Maddison who just giggled.

"Can we join your crew then? Is it confirmed we're a part now?" Johnny said and I looked at the Jack Sparrow actor.
"Yes, but don't try steal my ship." The jack sparrow actor said pointing his sword at Johnny who nodded.
"May we get a photo so I remember who the 'real ones' are?"
"Yes... I suppose that's best." I said and with a nod. The picture was taken as the order went me, then Johnny Depp, then his sister called Missy, and then the Jack Sparrow actor. In front of us was Maddison stood with a big smile and her arms up as if she had captured us.

As they all walked away, the Jack sparrow actor looked towards me with wide eyes. "Was that... the real Johnny Depp?" He asks in his American accent and I nod with a smirk on my face.
"Sure was..." I hugged his side in excitement with a small laugh. "Aren't you glad you came in today even though you're supposedly dying."
"Shut up." He laughed shoving her and a voice called out from a few metres away.
"Well how out of character is that? I see you've already got a new baby daddy replacement."
"Go away Sebastian." I said with a sigh and he shrugged.
"What? I always knew you had something with him."
"He's always been like a brother since I started as a cast member here, get over yourself."
"Lying again I see. You never learn do you? Maybe you'll learn eventually."

"I forgot to give them the present!" Maddison said calling to Johnny and she began running towards me but Johnny quickly picked her up seeing an argument happening between the two actors and a stranger who looked rather mad. Then as he listened in, all he saw was the stranger spit and he heard him say the words. "I hope that baby dies with you."
This pushed Johnny over the edge and he gave Maddison to her mum before walking over.
"Is everything alright over here? I heard what you said man, that's a fucking disgusting thing to say."
"Oh look you've got a little pirate sidekick to fight your battles for you." He laughed sickly and looked at them all before the jack sparrow actor asked for Sebastian to be escorted out.

"Are you okay? Who was that?" Johnny asked and I sighed, biting the inside of my cheek.
"That was my ex. He left me when he found out I was pregnant."
"These bruises aren't makeup are they?"
"I'm fine." I said shakily and shook my head as Maddison ran over to me and her mum called after her, immediately apologising but I brushed it off with a small laugh saying it was okay.
"I forgot to give you this." She said and gave me a piece of paper which i opened to see a drawn picture of Elizabeth and Jack Sparrow.
"This is amazing. Thank you." I say and she hugs me before going back to her mum who walked her away.

"You know with everything that has just been resolved with... amber" he mumbles her name and continued to speak. "I couldn't let him just treat you like shit, you know. I wouldn't forgive myself."
"Yeah... thanks but I'm used to it."
"You shouldn't be. Here's my number, call me if you need anything." He said and walked away with a small smile. As soon as he walked away, I told Jack, the Sparrow actor that I was going to fix up which he understood and I walked to the main part exit for my area and sat down on a chair immediately breaking down.

I got called to admin and the manager offered to let me go home early but I refused. "No, being Elizabeth is the only time I get away from reality and it's to entertain other people. Id like to stay that way."
"Okay, but you take a break if you need to at any time. Just not too much like any other job. Understood?"
"Understood. Thanks." I said and began to leave but the manager called after me so I turned around.
"I'm sorry about that, he got escorted out by security right?"
"Yes, thanks for your concern."
"It may be a strict workplace but we must care about the wellbeing of our staff, especially the cast. See you later." He said and I walked back out in character, immediately being greeted by two young children.

"Elizabeth! You're my favourite! You're better than jack." The girl whispered and I gasped.
"Better than Captain Jack Sparrow? I'll take that as a compliment!"
"Don't tell him!" She said and I shook my head.
"Never!" I smiled and took some photos with the children.

And that's why I love my job.

A/N: I'm thinking about making a book out of this... opinions?