Random x Reader One-Shots

Fine-Reaver x Reader

(A/N: Hey! For context, I can imagine that Reaver would know his wines and foods that go together, but I feel like this song reflects a petty argument that I can imagine Reaver being involved in. Also since no one knows reavers surname; we are going with 'Oakvale' and reaver doesn't have a ship right now, just for the song. Thank you!)

"Oh you're here! What took you so long? Mrs Oakvale dear, please step inside and warm yourself in front of the fire! Is this a ring I see on your left engagement finger?" Reavers cousins maid stated, taking her hand.
"It started with the wine." Y/N started.
"The wine?"
"The wine. We were shopping for a bottle to bring to his cousin's soiree."
"My cousin's a sous chef, she's very gourmet." Reaver said as he walked into the room wearing his signature red, gold and black suit.
"I grabbed my favorite cabernet."
"She's got no clue and so I say:

"Darling, the wine"
"The wine?"
"The wine! They're serving monkfish, so darling the wine can't be red. How about this Austrian Riesling instead?" Reaver explained, and Y/N rolled her eyes.
"Honey, you know I don't like the Riesling. When have you ever seen me drink Riesling?"
"Never but can't you listen this once? Red wine and fish, you'll look like a dunce."
"Fine! I'll bring the red, you bring the white. That way I'll still get drunk, you'll still be right."
"Fine."
"Fine!"
"Fine." Reaver finished the conversation.

"And then there was the carriage." Reaver complained.
"The carriage?" The maid questioned.
"The carriage. We're stuck in the middle of Bloodstone, 10 minutes we wait."
"We're twelve hours away, and we're already late." Y/N bumped into the conversation.
"I point out there'd be no delay, if we would just turn that a-way."
"Honey, the carriage!"
"The carriage."
"The carriage!" Y/N sighed. "It was pointing squarely down Bloodstone. I knew he was concerned, but his cousin's in Bowerstone, so why did we turn?"
"Darling, I know my cousin's in Bowerstone, but there was lots of traffic in Bloodstone!"
"Surely, but now in my own defense, we were farther away, which doesn't make sense!" Y/N finished.

"Driver, please stop here if you would. I think walking would do us both some good." Reaver commented and got out, helping Y/N out of the carriage for only the mere fact that people were watching and he had a reputation to keep up.
"Fine."
"Fine."

The two of them began to speak to the maid once again, at the same time. "We don't say anything as we're walking down Bloodstone. It's like I'm walking next to a stranger. I've had that feeling more and more, like I don't even know him/her!" The two of them said and Y/N continued with the story.

"But then it got cold, and we're still in a hurry. We're not gonna stop and we're not gonna worry. We'll be fine. Then it started to rain."
"My hair starts to drip, my shoes are a mess, the bag's getting wet and so is my suit!"
"I love the rain" Y/N laughs happily. "And how everything shimmers. Speaking up, we had no umbrella." Y/N thought, and reaver left the room in a huff. The maid sat down with her on the couch as Y/N began to speak again.

"It dotted his hair like morning dew... Suddenly I started to think of the day I first met him. A bucket of snow had landed in his hair. I pictured him shake the snowflakes off his shoulders and somehow I want to get us back to there. I want him to know that I can't bare to spend a single day without him... How can he know?"
"How can he know?" The maid asked and there was a moment of sad silence.

"Oh! OW! My shoe, my shoe, my shoe, damnit! This is really fantastic, no really absurd. And what, you just stand there and don't say a word?" Reaver complained and Y/N raised an eyebrow at him giving no reaction, causing him to give in to his partners look.
"Fine, Let us go, we're late for my cousin's. God help a soul who's late for my cousin! You can stay put here out in the rain, don't leave it up to me to explain. Give me the wine, don't take all day. Fine then! Bring it yourself, your cabernet, Jesus!" Reaver exclaimed and walked out. Y/N stopped reaver in his tracks by shoving him.
"Shut up Reaver and marry me!"
"Fine! Wait what?" Reaver looked at her and kissed her back as she kissed him and placed a golden band around his engagement finger.

They went to a jewellery stall, and reaver got Y/N a silver diamond ring and placed it on her finger.
"Come on, we are already late."