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↳ ❝ Blood Goddess Pog? ❞

Request?: nope lol
Irl or minecraft?: irl
Type: fluff
Length: pretty long ngl lol 

Summary: Phil is doing a late night 'SBI JustChatting' stream, but Techno's girlfriend is playing minecraft with his little sister in the room over (it's the little sister whom he played minecraft with before on his channel)

(Imagine Techno's dad, is out with some friends and not at the house, and his 2 other sisters, and his brother are at his moms)
(also, you live with Techno (with his dad))

(I'm not sure how old his little sister is, so I'm just saying she's 8)

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Techno sat at his chair, contributing to the current conversation, that was going everywhere. He would have been surprised at how fast the conversation had changed from minecraft to orphans to women to anteaters to eating sand within the seconds it did, if he was talking to anyone different, but this was Tommyinnit, Wilbur Soot, and Philza Minecraft we're talking about, so he didn't expect anything different than this chaos.

They were about an hour and a half into the stream, and they had somehow gone back to talking about women, when Techno spaced out from the conversation, because he heard his girlfriend laughing quietly with his little sister, and rumour has it, a small smile rose on his face.

When Techno came back to the conversation after completely zoning out, there was an obvious difference in his voice; it seemed a little more relaxed, calm, and happier. Let's just say this didn't go unnoticed by the child in the call.

"Technoblade, Bladeee, have you gone soft on us Bladeeee- Softnobladeee-"

Before Tommy could say anything else, the sound of a 20 year old woman, and an 8 year old girl laughing echoed through everyone's headsets, from the sound coming through Techno's mic, making his small discord icon show a green outline.

Everyone's reactions varied. Phil didn't really react because Techno had already told Phil about you (with your consent), and you had even talked to him offstream with Kristin, so he really didn't need a reason to react. Will's jaw just dropped a little, just out of pure shock, for he just wasn't really expecting to hear another voice, let alone 2. Chat was just shocked and freaking out, which was to be expected in this situation. And then there was Tommy...

"Techno, was that a woman? I can't believe this Blade. First Phil getting married, now you?"
It was obvious his reaction was meant to be for a bit, but is was half serious with what he said.

Will and Phil started to laugh at the young teen, Techno letting out a small chuckle, trying to avoid answering the question in front of 65k people.

it didn't work...

And you can bet your ass that for every question that either Tommy or chat had, he answered them so very awkwardly.

So after 15 minutes of asking questions, Tommy decided that he wanted to meet the lucky woman dating the blood god...

"She's a little busy Tommy...heh"

"No woman is ever too busy to meet the Tommyinnit. Women love Tommyinnit."

"Tommy, I think she's literally playing minecraft with my little sister-"

"Thats 2 women that can meet Tommyinnit: lover of women."

Both Will and Phil started to lose their shit at that. but Techno could only sigh at the teens antics. After the laughter calmed a bit, Techno decided to respond to the child.

"Tommy, I'm not just gonna tell her to stop hanging out with my little sister, just so that she can meet Tommyinnit of all people."

"I mean, you don't have to interrupt her per say, Technomate. Just switch to the call on your phone and go in there."