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↳ ❝ how you spend halloween❞

Prompt: ❝ how you spend halloween together ❞
Request? nah

(a/n: happy late halloween)

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Tommy:

➥ you two just fuck around late at night

➥ like not fully trick or treating 

➥ just hanging out in costumes, occasionally getting candy from the houses that you both know have the good shit

➥ like from the people that end up getting like 3 kids a night so they give them a bag of assorted candy each

➥ you both occasionally run into kids from each of your colleges, but you just wave them off

➥ he prolly films it for a vlog or smth

➥ like 'i spent Halloween with my girlfriend' or smth like that

➥ and it's just this video of you two fucking around in the most half assed costumes
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Tubbo:

➥ you two end up reverse trick or treating

➥ like you buy a bunch of candy and give it to people on the street
 
➥ because of the laziness of bognor, you two just throw candy at people, or knock on doors and ask people if they want candy

➥ you two bought way too much 

➥ like you can't even carry the candy its so much

➥ you both end up keeping like half the candy, because no matter how many people you saw, you bought like 3 tescos worth of candy

➥ it was a mistake on your behalf since you thought there would be more 

➥ but at least you have like 200 pounds worth of candy to keep-
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Ranboo:

➥ you two just watch horror movies and documentaries

➥ especially ones from the 80's-90's and even 2000's films

➥ like fuck modern day horror

➥ old horror is the shit

➥ you two end up watching documentaries and ghost hunting videos after because you had watched almost every horror movie that relatively scares you

➥ he live tweets on his alt what's happening in the movie

➥ you two just end up watching BuzzFeed unsolved on his stream at like 3am 

➥ your entire schedule is literally the day before, fall asleep early, wake up at midnight, stream some horror shit, end stream at like 5am, then watch horror movies all day until 3am the next night
     ↳ you end up playing around with those clickbait ghost hunting apps, and a ouija board you bought when you get bored of movies

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Dream:

➥ you two just spend hours carving a couple pumpkins

➥ obviously you two give out candy to kids who knock at the door as well 

➥ though you don't really get that many trick-or-treaters since you two aren't in the middle of the city

➥ you guys do some half assed couples costume for twitter, just because you want to provide the content

➥ you two end up watching Halloween movies after pumpkins while you are waiting for kids

➥ like not horror movies, Halloween movies

➥ like Halloween town, hocus pocus, Beetlejuice, and a bunch of tim burton films

➥ it's honestly a really iconic night
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Sapnap:

➥you guys just screw around in different onesies 

➥ like panda onesies, monster onesies, character onesies, and just a bunch of other ones 

➥ you guys prolly had to call your bank and explain why you bought over $200 worth of onesies 

➥ you had a looot of explaining to do

➥ you end up buying actual costumes as well though

➥ and he just begs you to buy one of those sexy costumes from spirit Halloween or smth

➥ dream is lowkey so done with your shit

➥ like the fact that he isn't used to you two doing this shit annoys him more than you guys do
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George:

➥ it's almost a normal night for you two

➥ like you don't really do much

➥ at least compared to what you normally do

➥ it's literally movies and sleep

➥ the only difference is that you hand out candy to kids

➥ like that's the only difference 

➥ it's honestly kinda boring

➥ but you wouldn't want to spend a night any other way
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Techno:

➥ couples costume, never to be seen by the world

➥ literally

➥ somehow you convinced him into a couples costume, and you literally take a picture to send to your friends and that's it

➥ the agreement was that he would do it, you just couldn't post it anywhere

➥ so you just spent like 50 bucks on a costume for no one to see it

➥ he almost feels bad, but it still made you happy, so he's happy 

➥ your friends end up teasing the shit outta cha though when they realise they can't show the thousands 

➥ will ends up posting it, but as like a drawing that your kid would do and you're just forced to put it on the fridge because you don't want them sad (you can't tell me this wouldn't happen)
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Quackity:

➥ the stupidest, cheapest costumes you can find

➥ like it was originally for a bit, but you both just went with it

➥ like you bought some 10 dollar costume from ebay or aliexpress or fucking wish.com that literally is like a plastic bag in the shape of whatever costume you have

➥ it honestly feels terrible

➥ you don't know why you did it

➥ it is  huge mistake on both of your ends

➥ many regrets were had

➥ but fuck it, it's part of being the most chaotic fuckers on earth
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Eret:

➥ you spend hours on costumes together

➥ literally hours put into each item and which one you pick, making the costume all together

➥ it's insane

➥ the costumes end up being so gender

➥ literally, fucking gender+, gender premium if you will

➥ the shit that makes it worth spending the extra 10 bucks on 

➥ it's amazing

➥ much gender
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Karl:

➥ couples costumes but from stuff bought from a thrift store

➥ like instead of buying an actual costume, you just buy clothes from a thrift stop and just go from there

➥ only thing that really make sit a costume is the makeup you do

➥ which honestly draws it all together

➥ its amazing dude

➥ you end up posting like dozens and dozens of photos of you two

➥ honktwt getting fed tonight

➥ you both end up pulling up a scary movie, before realising that you both got scared within 10 minutes, so you opt-out for the Halloween town series instead 
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Niki:

➥ halloween baking streammmmmm

➥ oh my fucking godddd

➥ top tier cookies

➥ and cupcakes

➥ literally

➥ you spend hours icing little jack o lantern cookies, just making them look cute

➥ it's adorable

➥ my heart dudeeeeee
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Will:

➥ ghost hunting stream 110%

➥ you guys just fuck around either in the office, or just in your house

➥ all the ghost hunting shit is brought out

➥ it's like some walmart brand BuzzFeed unsolved

➥ literally

➥ he ends up doing shit to scare you, just to fuck with you

➥ like turning on the spirit box radio thing, pushing on the planchette when you use the ouija board, knocking on wood, just shit like that

➥ he should prolly sleep with one eye open, but he instead just cuddles you closer to him
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Fundy:

➥ two words: drunk shopping

➥ you two just buy a bunch of halloween props and costume things while completely wasted, and just go through the shit live and just fuck around with a mess of a costume each

➥ you end up buying a bunch of little cat costumes for boots

➥ you try and put them on her for chat, though she doesn't really like them

➥though they stay on for like 10 seconds, so chat gets their clips and screenshots of it

➥ horror game stream?

➥ shots every time you get scared?

➥ it just ends up going from a competition of not getting drunk, to being in a call, completely wasted, and not stopping anytime soon
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Jack:

➥ halloween makeup 

➥ so much fucking makeup

➥ fuck actual costumes

➥ you two just fuck around with makeup

➥ like making your selves skeletons, clowns and just overall drawing dicks on each other's foreheads with eyeliner

➥ jack ends up forgetting to take off the makeup at the end, so he just has a stain of a cock on his head 

➥ he just doesn't notice, and no ones gonna say shit cuz it's really funny

➥ so many clips since he doesn't realise until chat tells him 
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Puffy:

➥ you both just fuck around on the streets

➥ minimalistic costumes

➥ like clothes from your closet + makeup

➥ or just fucking maids dresses

➥ or even just one piece costumes off amazon

➥ you guys just do whatever

➥ you guys just screw around most of the night

➥ costumes for her cats?
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Punz:

➥ you guys put more effort than you should into costumes

➥ like not in the same way as eret

➥ more like you two spend like 4 hours doing makeup, and doing fake blood stains on your clothes

➥ it's not really worth it

➥ but you two had fun

➥ so there's that i guess

➥ you guys just chill and give out cand to kids

➥ you guys got the good shit tho; like the king-sized candy bars n shit

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Extra:

Dadza: (PLATONIC)

➥ family costumes

➥ like the costumes he did for MCC, but with the addition of your semi canonical persona artists made

➥ it's really sweet

➥ he put a lot of effort into making sure you got the right costume

➥ he didn't care how much he had to spend, you were gonna get the costume you wanted

➥ you three all go trick or treating

➥he knows what houses to bring you to

➥ like he knows what houses give better, or overall more candy, and what houses give out little fruit snacks and makes ever effort to avoid them (unless it's the really good fruit gummies you see at every 1/100 houses that are deadass so fucking good-)

(i didn't do mumza, since she was kinda involved with the phil one )