dream smp x reader : oneshots

↳ ❝ dating fundy ❞

Prompt: ❝ dating fundy would include ❞
Request? don't even ask at this point..

(A/n: i fucking love fundy sm dude- i've never written anything so fast lmao)

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➥ you two are simultaneously the most chaotic couple and one of the sweetest couples ever

➥ you both aren't afraid to cause chaos, but you two tend to farm awe's just a little

➥ fundy tried to get you to be more confident on stream, cuz it's only chat, but it's gotten to the point where you are almost too confident on stream

➥ he likes to teach you piano (unless you already know it)
     ↳ (if you already know piano) you both teach each other some of your favourite song to play, him teaching you songs from 'howl's moving castle' and you teaching him some of your favourite songs 

➥ he really likes teaching you to play certain songs on the piano, because he get's to put his hand on yours to position them, and he gets to have you sat on his lap while he teaches you

➥ when either of you two play a song on the piano, you both will never be able to hear the original song the same again
     ↳ like if he played 'merry go round of life', you wouldn't be able to hear the song, without thinking of him

➥ he just makes you lie down if it's late or if you don't feel well
     ↳ even if he's not going to sleep, he just picks you up, and places you on the bed, and turns off the light as soon as it hits 2-3am

➥ he really likes to just lie down with you
      ↳ not even cuddle, just lie next to you

➥ if you're asleep, he tries so fucking hard to not scream or be too loud, but it's naturally in his nature
     ↳ you have to constantly reassure him that it's okay once he wakes you up from being too loud

➥ so many fucking cuddles dudeeeee

➥hugs from behind all the wayyyyyyyyy
     ↳ like to the point where it stops you from doing whatever you need to
          ↳ like if you're cooking breakfast, he will hug you rom behind, and pull you into his chest, stopping you from cooking, and will not let go until you turn around and hug him back

➥ he just kisses you at the weirdest times
     ↳ like you cooking dinner? kiss
     ↳ he's chilling on dsmp and you walk in? kiss
     ↳ he's setting up for lore a couple minutes before stream,  while in a call? kiss

➥ you interrupt a lot of streams
     ↳ not in a rude way, you just do shit, and chat pays more attention to you than him, the streamer

➥ whenever there's room for more people in a game or smth (like jackbox, gartic phone, etc) he ends up just inviting you
     ↳ like he tells the people he's playing with that you are playing with them, and sitting on a chair at his side
          ↳ like he doesn't ask, he just does

➥ you make a lot of fox/furry jokes, and he just can't get mad at you for it, so you get away with it
     ↳ will makes a furry joke? nahhhh
     ↳ you make the same furry joke? you're fineeee

➥ chat jokes that they like 'mama n/n' more than they like 'daddy fundy'

(drunk fundy below)

➥ drunk fundy is where he get's out his sweetness instead of his chaoticness

➥ drunk fundy tends to ask you for his phone, then text you asking where you are because he wants to cuddle

➥ drunk fundy will just tell you, his girlfriend, that he has a girlfriend when you try and cuddle him, or give him a kiss
     ↳ it's sweet to you that he's faithful at least, but sometimes you just want to give him affection

➥ you tend to just post vids of drunk fundy online, for his fans
     ↳ since almost all of them follow you on twt and insta, you just post the vids, and pictures for them to see
          ↳ when he's finally sober, and not hungover, he tends to ask you why you posted them, and all you can say is that 'it was funny', which to be fair, isn't a lie

➥ (extra cuz i can't count lol) you always have to deal with fundy when he's hungover the next day
     ↳ he feels bad that you are the one to tae care of him because you have to go out of your way to do so, but in the end, you really don't care
           ↳ tbf, you don't care that you have to take care of him because fundy just fucking clings to you all day, so you just give him medicine for his headache, and just cuddle him til like 5pm