dream smp x reader : oneshots

↳ ❝ dating eret ❞

Prompt: ❝ dating eret would include ❞
Request? .

(i mostly used they/them pronouns, but i tried to use other pronouns as well)

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➥ they 100% bought you the black strawberry dress and you two POP OFF

➥ when chat sends him stuff, he sometimes puts them on you, like the crown

➥ you, them, and elaina (his roommate) just have girls nights sometimes,  doing skincare, and doing your nails, all while watching romance movies and more, like 'the kissing booth' 'twilight' and 'the notebook'

➥ you refer to each other as 'my romeo' and 'my juliet' sometimes, and chat goes berserk 

➥ they get you to wear a tux sometimes, then she wears a dress, and you two just say 'fuck gender roles' and chill with his chat

➥ they take a lot of pics of you to post on twitter and insta, just to show you off 

➥ he talks in a range of voices with you, ranging from his lowest to fucking elmo

➥ while he streams, you tend to either chill in the background or chill with his cat and/or elaina 

➥ they make fun of you for being short all the fucking time, not because he wants to be mean or anything, it's just fun for them
     ↳ you both know it's a joke, and you really don't care, it's fun for the both of you
          ↳ they get to call you short, and you get to fake being sad because he called you short; it's a win-win

➥ you two watch romcoms all the time for no reason
     ↳ neither of you really enjoy them, but you watch them anyway

➥ they gave you the link to his OBS, so you just talk to chat by putting media on stream sometimes, and they don't even realize, because he isn't really looking over at their stream preview

➥ you two are queens one day, and other days you two are on your king shit
      ↳ you two are never really sure what kind of royalty you two are gonna be each day, but no matter what, you two are some kind of royalty

➥ FOREHEAD KISSES GALORE

➥ AND KISSES ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD

➥AND ALL THE FUCKING HUGS

➥ THE AFFECTION IS IMMACULATE

➥ AND THE CUDDLES
     ↳ CUDDLES ALL THE TIME
     ↳ SPECIFICALLY CUDDLES WITH YOU LAYING ON HER CHEST WHILE YOU TWO LAY DOWN, AND THEN HIM JUST HAVING THEIR ARM AROUND YOUR WAIST AND SJDFLKGH

➥ (breath** i'm fine) they tend to ask you to do his makeup occasionally, most of the time it's a sub-goal, but they ask you to do it even in your free time, because she likes to feel pretty :)

➥ most of your nights out are picnics, or movies
      ↳y'all sometimes just spend your nights just walking on the californian beach
           ↳once in a while, he treats you to an expensive restaurant, purely to see you put effort in making yourself look nice, even though you could just throw on a dress/tux from walmart and brush out your hair, and you'd look fucking gorgeous   

➥ they try and use more gender-neutral pet names like baby/babe, and honey, just because it makes them feel more comfortable, even though there are a few more feminine pet names that come into play here and there