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↳ ❝ boxing vlog ❞

Request?: nada homie
Irl or minecraft?: Irl
Type: fluff
Length: the longest one yet lmaooo 

Summary: Jack invites Y/n to film the boxing vlog with him, Gogy, and Will, but she enjoys it, maybe a little too much...

(you are dating will)

(there are dirty jokes n shit, so if that makes you uncomfortable, you don't have to read this <3 [it's mostly the jokes in that vid just extended a little for more personality in your character])

(A/n: i am aware that it's like midnight (in est), and i'm working on requests and other preferences, but i had sudden inspiration lmao; i have a couple other ideas before i get onto the requests cuz i completely plotted them out, i just gotta get them written)

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You 4 had all arrived at the gym Jack had rented out, and you had just got back from the changing rooms to change into your work-out clothes of a white sports bra and some baggy black shorts. You had gone to that gym, just a few more times than once, you actually went there quite frequently, both with your personal trainer and to train with Josh as well.

As you walked out, Will faced the camera towards you. "Oooo" he spoke in a high voice. You chuckled to yourself before joining the group, who were walking away from Josh. You gave him a high five before joining the group.

"Imagine this is your scrotum," you heard Will say, before hitting the thing repeatedly. 

"I wish not to-"

"Excuse me?" you spoke up, Jack showing you to the camera.

Jack started to laugh as did Will. "Don't worry about it."

"I don't know how to react to that..." George spoke up. You were still shocked at your boyfriend's words, but you shook it off taking a drink of water.

"He says that, but when I said they filmed porn here, he went 'where'." Will started to laugh, and you choked on your water.

"You good?" Will asked.

You swallowed your water, coughing a little, before nodding. 

"But the second the camera's on, he's like-" Jack said, laughing.

"Where's the proof they filmed porn here?"

"I mean, no one can be really sure, unless... y'know, first hand experience," You said, looking at Will, before laughing at his shocked facial expression.

"No-"

"What the fuck?-"

"Someone's confident, but I'll have to decline for today," Will said, before laughing with you.

There was an awkward silence before Jack spoke up. "Moving on-"

"Wait, George, how'd you know they filmed porn here? What have you been looking at-" Will said with a laugh.

"I-I, I don't know anything," George laughed a little.

Will instead moved on, looking over to Jack. "Go ask, go ask the guy."

"I don't wanna ask the man-"

"Do you want to become a MAN today?"

Jack just moved on from the topic. "Oh, we need him to turn the music off, there's copyright-" Jack walked up to the man, thus asking him to turn it off. The guy turned it down almost all the way, before speaking up.

"Copyright innit? Even the porn had that problem," he laughed to himself as he walked off. 

Jack laughed in pure shock, "It appears they did film porn here..."